Hi there! Welcome, fellow fangirls and fanboys. Here you can find a bunch of hilarious fandom jokes and conversations, and also weird fandom related stories! We didn't make them all up by ourselves, feel free to use them in your books or anywhere else! MAY THE JOKES BEGIN! ---- All the characters and story plots belong to their rightful authors! Only Nikole and Dawn belong to us, since, obviously, they are us. And also our friends/family. So yeah.

Sally died protecting her nephew Harry Potter. Lilly and James Pottor come back home to see her dead and Harry crying. But they notice something else is wrong. Their nephew Percy is gone. All rights go to Rick Riordan and JK Rowling So in this story there is going to be a lot of people who aren't dead. There's Snape, Sirius, Lupin, Tonks, Lilly and James (of course!). Also Fred not going to be dead because separating the Weasley twins is like separating the Stolls! Blackjack and Percy are going to seem more close in this. I've only seen the movies to Harry Potter so sorry for incorrect information! Just tell me and I'll try to fix it!

Here are some random Heroes of Olympus stuff that I hope you enjoy! Please comment and vote.

Percy, Annabeth, Frank, Hazel, Jason, Piper, Leo, and Nico are going to Hogwarts to discover more about the wizarding world, but they have to keep undercover! What will happen as the (undercover) demigods and wizards meet?

When Percy is summoned home from camp to see some weird people on his couch, let's just say he's confused. When he finds out that he has another evil relation, he's not happy. Well, off to Hogwarts. Harry is astounded. Voldemort- the lowlife scum of the wizarding world- has a grandson. Now Dumbledore wants him, Hermoine, and Ron to get him, and become friends. Harry must be crazy because he agrees to go. Set after PJO but before HoO ( I want him 15/16) and during OoTP Check out my other crossover: Percy Jackson - the New Hogwarts Teacher Cover created by @Emer28702000

Harry stared at me. "You're just like him. Looks like you do take after your uncle," He sneered at me with an undertone of sadness," He killed my parents and tried to kill me, too. Is that what you wanted to hear? When I was eleven, eleven, He came back as one of my professors. He tried to make himself come back. But I beat him. Then," He pointed at Ron,"His little sister was possessed by the man who ruined my life. He almost got back, but we destroyed the diary and saved the muggle-borns. Then, I find out t hat my godfather was an evil mass murderer but he was actually innocent. Then, Ron's rat turned out to be Peter Pettigrew, who was Volde-" "Harry, no! You can't say his name!" Hermione burst in. She looked afraid. "We'll have to face the death eaters and we're not ready for that." "'Death Eaters'." I said in disbelief. Trying not to laugh, "Who would want to eat Thanatos?" ************* This takes place after Blood of Olympus, before The Hidden Oracle, and during Deathly Hallows. It is mostly in Harry's and Percy's point of view but a few others are thrown in. I worked really hard on this and I really hope you guys enjoy. The first couple of chapters are about 500 or so words but they get longer, I promise. If there are any spelling mistakes or grammar mistakes, feel free to comment them down below. It is an alternate ending to Deathly Hallows. Please don't kill me when you read the bonus chapter/ epilogue. In your demigodishness and all that, stay potterheads. Love you guys! Thanks for reading!

Two different worlds collide as Percy Jackson, demigod and Harry Potter, wizard comes face-to-face after having dreams about each other. They are both in the middle of a war and could just be each other's solution to saving the world. [Set in Harry Potter's fifth year and after the Olympian war in Percy Jackson, right before The Lost Hero] WARNING: Unedited and contains lots of grammar mistakes and misspelled words. Lots of plotholes as well!

Zoe Jackson isn't your average legacy. She and her friends went to Tartarus to destroy the god and succeeded - but at a terrible price. Alexandra and Charlie Valdez, Michael Grace and Samuel Zhang were cursed by the Arai. And what's more, Zoe has no clue where they are and what it will take to save them. Along with her best friend Jasmine Grace, fellow legacy Silena Rodriguez and her younger brother Ethan Jackson, Zoe must find them. Before it's too late. But the truth isn't always pretty, and Zoe's world is about to be turned... The Fake series: I ~ Secrets [completed] II ~ Lies [completed] III ~ Truth [completed] IV ~ Fight [current]

Jason Grace is the prince of Athens in Greece. He runs into one of the bandits of the group and falls in love with her. Her name is Piper McLean. Piper is member of the crew of girls that are the most wanted group in Greece. When they fall for each other, will they have the courage to be in a relationship? If so, will Jason's father and his city accept the new couple? Read on to find out. Disclaimer: I don't own any of the HoO characters!

Annabeth Chase has never fallen in love, at least not until now. She's from California and he's from New York. Two totally different worlds collide when Annabeth Chase is plucked from her old, perfect life and into an orphanage as fast as you can say 'riptide'. Annabeth's parent's died in a tragic fire that almost took her life, too. When getting adopted into NYC with a new family, she meets Percy Jackson, the school's most popular jock. What will happen next? (Mortal AU)