used to be #1 in fanfiction not my story. link is in story.

my name is dan, not danielle × somewhat based off of the short film boy (HIGHEST RANKING: #2 in fanfiction)

Just your typical Destiel Highschool au! Castiel's family are mutants that have badass wings 'n shit Everyone else is a pretty normal human i guess. Castiel has this major crush on Dean, but Dean doesn't even notice him that much until they have to do a project in school together that requires they spend a LOT of time together. This entire fanfiction is completely ridiculous, basically just crack don't expect much serious stuff.

THIS IS NOT MY BOOK!!! I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS BOOK!!!! The original book Twist and Shout by the author from achiveofourown (Gabriel (AO3)) ALL THE CREDITS GOES TO GABRIEL AND STANDBYME!!

dan likes long words. he also likes phil lester. short story.

Dan is a drag queen. He's been in his job for about 6 years, and couldn't imagine doing anything else. No one has seen him all natural, and Dan plans on keeping it that way. Phil is an average male. He was recently dumped by his girlfriend, Hazel. He needs help bouncing back from this once 3-year relationship. *NSFW Warnings are used throughout, if you're not into that stuff. Enjoy!*

Tyler is a part time model and Josh has a full time crush.

Phil Lester is a shy, awkward, talented tattoo artist. One day, a flower shop opens across the street from the tattoo shop, called " Violets and Virtues" Phil thinks he'll find no interest in the pastel place, when he meets Dan Howell, a florist who works front desk, and is completely smitten. ( I do not own Dan or Phil, and the picture on the cover is not mine either.)

"New Kik Message!" Amazingphil: hello human bean Danisnotonfire: go away I suck at summaries but give this story a try {other celebrities mentioned} ****TRIGGER WARNING****