Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Everyone in your life eventually leaves, whether intentionally or not. You never realize what you have until you lose it. This is sad, but it's the truest thing anyone had ever said to me. I learn lessons the hard way, sometimes a bit too late. I lose people that mean the most to me constantly, but I managed to imbibe the fact that I have absolutely no control over their thoughts, what they want. I am no one special, just a girl with a heart that is tired of getting broken. Just a lost spirit trying desperately to find myself. Spreading hope and cheerfulness among everyone I encounter, in spite of having a depressed soul. Nobody is willing to help, and I'm not willing to try to help myself either, because I am simply tired. And the one person who used to complete me, and make me feel that I'm not alone, is forever gone. And with the disappearance of his resounding heartbeats, I find myself sinking slowly into abstract darkness.

After surviving a war to end all wars the world is in shambles, knocked back into a pre-modern age. Matt Harris is just a simple farm boy, trying to help his family carve out a living in the desolate wastes. When his sister is kidnapped by men with technologically advanced gear, he sets out on a journey to rescue her and is soon wrapped up in events that will decide the fate of the world and its people.

The new girl meets the school's hot bad boy. And falls in love? Sure. But this isn't like all the other stories. Something random might just happen. Someone random might just happen as well.

"She stepped on reality when she came home. It was all around her. Clothes were scattered all over the floor-all used, all reeking. She danced about, not realizing what the world she walked in was made of. She had just come home from a night out with her friends. Mice ran for their lives, as her needle-thin heels met the ground, and they hid under broken pots that long needed replacement, but were still in use..." Melissa is a girl who once came from a family of moderate wealth, but ever since her father's death, poverty took her and her sick mother. But Melissa isn't one to give up on her dreams so easily. Follow her on her journey to standing up on her feet.