I love you, shrek.

When Obamas life is threatened by the evil shrek, only one person can save him. Please comment suggestions or tips!

A ROMANTIC X READER INCLUDING SHREK OR JIM ROOT WHO DO YOU CHOOSE?????

Follow Bob Duncan through the beginning of a new relationship filled with lust, sex, Roblox, and shrek. Authors note: By no means do I think I'm great at writing. This is the first story I have ever written. This is just all for shits n' giggles.

Shrek recently broke up with Freddy fazbear, and Freddy hasn't let go yet. Shrek is living in his swamp, trying to avoid Freddy stalkbear is harder than ever. Then the new guy moves in. Hitler is the average new guy in the swamp, a small neat moustache, simple, brown hair with a picture perfect parting, but anything but shy. Hitler and shrek know that they are destined to be together, but how will Freddy react? Can shrekler pull through? ----> 10k lets do it

Mr. Nye will see you now.

this is trash idek why u would waste ur time reading this

Have you been hurt, rejected, and left alone? Have you ever experienced that you have a meaning to this stinking world? Cause I haven't experinced fitting in this world. All of my life I tried my best to not be myself just to fit in with others. No matter how hard I try, I just never fit in. So, I decided, I write on my diary, about 50 ways to kill yourself, because if they will just continue to disrespect me, it's better to die, than to be alive. I am Karla Camila Cabello, and this my folks, is where my story starts.

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

// thomas finds love in the most unusual partner // dedicated to jarred