Plot… 25 year old Hermione Granger is unhappily married to her work and highly bothered by her love life. So when her cousin, Caroline is engaged and Hermione has to meet her and her dashing fiance (Jasper Cage) during a two week Granger Family get together, she has no choice but to fake her own engagement and who better to fake it with than our very own Draco Malfoy.

WARNING! Swearing Dirty minded And other stuff are in this book !

Still closeted, Dan goes over to Phil's house with their parents thinking they're just friends. But late that night, they decide to have a little bit of fun. There's just so many places to make out in that house. Why not try as many as you can?