Just don't get into the bone zone, it's very bonely.. I'm sorry, I'm not very humerus. Have a Sanstastic time reading the book! You won't regret it.. Okay, maybe. These are very cringe-worthy.

welcome to my little book where i write down some of my best jokes. so waddyasay? look around a bit! tell me some of your PUNny jokes and puns in a comment! peace.

Do you really need a description? ... ... ... Well, then. It's a book. Made up of puns. (Puns, puns galore!) DISCLAIMER (and long overdue [insert library pun]): Though I sort of stated it before, this is my official disclaimer: about 99.999% of these puns aren't mine (no one has enough of a dead soul for that). The ones not mine I found scattered throughout the Interwebz, on multiple sites and from multiple people, dead or alive, friends and strangers.

Hilarious puns for everyone to enjoy! :)

Can't get any more punny than this. Oh, look, a punintended joke! Copyright 20∞, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Inc. [REDACTED]

After confessing to your coworker that you had nowhere to go for Christmas, he invites you to stay with him and his brother for the holiday. Their house is located underground, a place you hadn't gone at all even after monsters were reintroduced to humans, so you accepted out of curiosity. You're unsure of how staying with punny Sans and his spaghetti wielding brother Papyrus will go, but at least you won't be bonely. Sans X Reader May branch off into just more than a Christmas fic! I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO UNDERTALE! THAT'S ON TOBY FOX, NOT ME.