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Percy Jackson has always been different. Even by demigod standards. He had normal demigod problems...dyslexia, ADHD, and monsters. He had normal problems. Bad grades, getting into trouble at school, that kind of stuff. But he was also the son of Poseidon, the subject of two Great Prophecies, the Hero and Savior of Olympus, one of the only living beings...gods included, to survive Tartarus, one of the only demigods to bathe in the Styx, and one of the only beings that ever held the sky. All that makes him different. But now, he was about to delve further into abnormality, when he finds out he has another evil grandfather. This time it isn't an evil, immortal, all powerful Titan Lord that likes eating his kids...just a powerful, evil noseless creep with a freakish, yet hilarious name that somehow makes people flinch. And now, Perseus Jackson, the son of Poseidon, is about to go on his strangest adventure yet...going to Hogwarts School of Magic. Yet another tragically hilarious name. (Look, I know there are a lot of these and it's pretty classic, cliche, and slightly overused, but I promise you readers that this story does not fit into that mold. Give it a shot, and see how it goes. But if anyone steals my plot...I'll feed you to my pet Hellhound :). )

The Giant war is over and Percy Jackson is spent. Finally there's a chance he can be with Annabeth for a while and he eagerly awaits the summer they have planned together. But when Hecate shows up and sends Percy on a new quest, it could be the by far stupidest thing he has ever done. He must be the new teacher at Hogwarts. Harry Potter has been attacked by the Ministry and Dementors. If that wasn't enough he now has a new teacher. But he is like, a 17 year-old kid. Who looks a lot like him. It's Harry's 5th year and he is now a nutter to the wizarding world. So when he sees the kid show up at Number 12 Grimmauld Place, he starts thinking he might actually be mental. The new kid turns out to be a teacher. The teacher of DADA. But Umbridge is still there- as the High Inquisitor. It seems she watches the new teacher-Professor Jackson- a lot more than the others. Something is off about him. And the Golden Trio always tries to find out what.