Pick up-lines that you don't want to use when your on a date or you like someone

Just a bunch of cheesy pick up lines

stupid jokes that surprisingly made me laugh.

**You can currently find the beginning of the rewritten version on my profile here on Wattpad.** What would you do if you lived the life as Clover Thompson: the nerd during the school day and Lucky, the supermodel after school hours. She has been a model since she was 15 years old for all different types of company's. She at first started out modeling for company's like: Hollister, Aeropostale, Wet Seal, but once she was allowed to started modeling for Victoria Secret. And now she's the number one model in the world. No one knows her little modeling secret except her family and best friend Tori, and no one would suspect it when she wears: fake glasses, a wig, and a fake retainer. But what happens when the player/bad boy of the school, Andrew Carter, gets assigned to work on a project with Clover and she is forced to spend time with him? Will he find out her secret? How long can Clover keep her double life a secret ? ------------------------------------- This Story is completed but it needs to be edited which I am slowly doing. But for those who don't mind grammar mistakes then my writing does gets better throughout the series. Anyway, I hope you all enjoy the first book of The Undercover Saga!(: Xx My lovely Cover is made by: @heights Ranked #1 in Teen Fiction multiple times!

A BAD BOY STOLE MY BRA is published and no longer available on Wattpad. It is available in multiple languages, including English, French, German, Italian and Indonesian as paperback and e-book internationally. It is also available as an adaptation on the app Episode - 'It Started With a Bra.' This copy has the first 3 chapters ONLY. SPIN OFF SEQUEL (Same characters): The Anti Delinquent System is fully available on Wattpad! It follows Chase's love story, with large amounts of Riley, Alec, Joe, Violet and Dylan! Picture this: You wake up in the middle of the night, swamped in your star wars covers and completely and utterly groggy to the extent that you look like something from the Monsters Inc. movie. You hear a sound, so you sit up and turn your lamp on, and that's when you see it. Your new neighbour, clambering halfway through your window (Still managing to look like some sort of a Greek god, I may add) holding your MICKEY MOUSE BRA. What do you do? Well, you scream obviously. Then what? Why, you get revenge of course. Romance #1 Humour #3 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED Cover and Official Trailer made by @moonxriver

Will I Always Be: Just A Friend? {Book 1} *** {Teen Fiction #1} Ashton Thompson is everything you'd want in a boyfriend. He's funny, caring, childish at times, loving, romantic...oh and he's drool-worthy gorgeous. It's just a shame that he's my best friend...NOT my boyfriend. Being in love with your best friend SUCKS. Watching him kiss other girls HURTS. Acting like he means nothing more to me than just a friend KILLS. *** Lydia and Ashton have been best friends from the very beginning. They tell each other everything and know everything about one another. Well, so Ashton thought... Lydia has been secretly in love with her best friend for as long as she can remember. However, she keeps it to herself, not wanting to ruin their close friendship. Now they're both 18, things begin to change after a couple of 'moments' between the pair...will their friendship stand the test? And will Lydia only ever be to Ashton...Just A Friend? **THIS IS NOT A 5 SOS FANFICTION** *Credit to @XxTofiexX for my gorgeous book cover* Highest Ranking - Teen Fiction #1 (10/11/15)

(Book*1) boyxboy Lynn McCain is your everyday Bad Boy. His 18, brown hair and stunning hazel eyes. He's always skipping school and messing with the weaker students. The girls drool over him, and he's dating the lead cheerleader, Hannah. But then he's attracted to Caleb Wayne. Now, why would the bad boy be attracted to a guy, when all his life he went for the females. What was happening to him? Caleb is the freak, emo, and unwanted kid at school. With his dark hair and blue eyes. Caleb never dates, nor has asked any girl out. But in secret, he has a crush on someone he can't ever have. Lynn and Caleb must find the courage to understand each other and face evil in their lives. Caleb must learn to stand up to his parents and not to be afraid to show the world who he is, a gay-emo. Lynn will learn to accept himself and know that it's fine to love Caleb. Being around, Caleb has opened his eye to the truth of how cruel the world can be when it comes to being different. Aside from that, Lynn has to get Caleb to accept him; it'll be a toggle of war. Get ready for a bumpy ride. ;) -SayaChan

Lists of very effective Pick Up Lines. Its not a list....its a bunch of sentences one below the other that are numbered. Wait it is a list.... But these are different....You have Harry Potter, Twilight, Christmas, Valentines' Day and many more types of Pick Up Lines and you know the normal ones.... Here's a sneak peak: I've got skittles in my mouth...Wanna taste the rainbow? They're better ones than that....trust me... So basically its a book with Pick Up Lines designed for you to woo some person in which you have special feelings for...or not....whatever.... ENJOY! :D

WATTPAD FEATURED STORY Daniel Evans is trying not to let his crush on Jonah Clarke get in the way of their new found friendship, because Jonah Clarke is definitely not gay. Placed third in the Valentine's Day Contest hosted by @taygetsthegay