"Let's make a deal." "What did you say?" "I said, if you can score higher than me for finals, I won't bother you anymore." Successful parents, A charming son. Unfortunate parents, A distressed daughter. -qlankun's

"is the s in scent silent or is it the c?" "is my fist going to silence you or my knee?" skz chatroom, full of pure crack.

Pepe felt alone in life. He always had sad moments, but then, one day, a certain ogre came into his life somehow, and things changed...

donald trump keeps kiking you - short chapters

how does it feel to weigh more than your boyfriend? © ZAREEN H. KIM TAEHYUNG TIGGER WARNING: death, violence, eating disorders. 「#STOPBODYSHAMING」 「STARTED: 17th December 2015」 「ENDED: 19th December 2015」 「#46 IN SHORT STORIES 21ST December 2015」 「#42 IN SHORT STORIES 22ST December 2015」

❝I hate you❞ ❝I love you too❞ --- 『Best : #92 in Fanfiction, #1 in BTS imagine』 --- so far, consider it completed ♡ © bumble_bts | 150529

PLAYBOY. That is the definition of Kim Taehyung, a wealthy man who spends his time enjoying himself, especially one who behaves irresponsibly or is sexually promiscuous. Park Sujin is the total opposite. The definition for Park Sujin is, ordinary a.k.a something with no special or distinctive features or in other words... normal. Kim Taehyung doesn't do normal, but he does experience what normality is... with her. ©Yeriin all rights reserved. Highest ranking in fanfiction #44

❝You must like that backspace so bad, Taehyung. You kept on typing messages but delete them immediately afterwards. Does that describe you? Do you usually do something and then regret it enough to take it back?❞ Curious and full of positivity, Lee Miyun makes the first move on her anti-social schoolmate, Kim Taehyung, as she aims to dig deep into the secrets behind his scars. Highest Ranking: #1 in Fanfiction on 19/12/16 completed.

"Kiss me." He choked on his drink, gawking over at you instantly, "HUH?!" "You know, mouth to mouth action, maybe a little tongue if you're lucky," you piped grinning smugly. He looked like he had just got hit so far up between his legs as his expression grew pained. "Please tell me you're joking," he said breathless. You grinned, "of course I'm joking." His brows jumped at that as he let out a breathy laugh of relief. "Ahh! Y/N! Not cool." He was smiling as he went in for another sip of his red crush slurpee. You timed your next remark well, smiling like an idiot. "I was joking about the mouth to mouth part," you stated quick, "now your mouth on another set of my lips..." You trailed off and laughed loudly when you practically saw red crush pour out of Jungkook's nostrils. He had snorted the drink. ------------------------ Being set up on a date is hard as it is. But being set up on a date where the boy you're with loves your best friend is even harder-and trust me, being bubbly, cute, and incredibly hilarious doesn't work on him either...but on the other members it certainly does. ------------- (PG-13 for the most part, I'll try my best with warnings if things get a little out of hand aha but hopefully it won't get too explicit) ------------- Cover was made by the sweetest, @BABYGIRLSANA on wattpad! Thank you so much Liz!!

lol im sorry this existed