"Never call a girl a bitch," I glared into his eyes as he opened them, piercing into me, the bright blue drink I had just poured over him still dripping from his dark hair. "Or she just might act like one." I gave him one last sarcastic smile before pushing by him and walking away, practically strutting. Well, this year will be fun... • • • • Crystal Summers; a self-proclaimed expert in all things sarcastic and the human embodiment of destructive decisions. Trying to get away from her troubled past, she moves with her mom to California to start a new life, and potentially not screw this one up. There, she quickly meets Scarlett and Savanah, her new-found partners in crime, and her life finally begins to feel normal again for the first time in years. But she just so happens to also collide with the school's sexy, notorious jackass, Ashton Monroe.. and his pack of asswipes. She loathes him, and the feeling is mutual. But as the poets say, the line separating love and hate is a very thin one. And often times, when two people hate each other, it can grow into much more. Hopeless devotion, if you will... • • • • !!!TRIGGER WARNING!!! • slight mention(s) of suicidal concepts • substance abuse, addiction, anxiety, PTSD • sexual assault, domestic abuse • strong language and mature scenes • • • •

Hannah Taylors finally gives in to her desperation and does one of the stupidest things a girl can do to grab her unapproachable long-time crush Jonah Gibbs' attention: spill soda on his white shirt and leave a motherfrigging red blotch on it. Accidentally... on purpose.

Isabella Marie Swan lives with her wealthy mother and father in Forks,Washington. Her mother despises her and her father loves her to death. One day when Bella comes home from school she finds the royal family of Monaco in her living room. Her parents explain to her of the arranged marriage with the soon to be King, Prince Edward. Will Bella fall for Edward?

This book may not be the best but please support me.... it does get steamy♋🔞🔞🔞🔞and I hope you enjoy.This is my first official book and I know you will love it. Love you guys❤

After the War, Hermione wants a break from the Wizarding world, and decides to join her twin sister Bella in Forks. Bella has never told the Cullens about Hermione, but everything changes when a startling connection between Hermione and a member of the Olympic coven is revealed. War has changed Hermione, and she has dark secrets, secrets that Bella refuses to share. It's only with a Battle looming on the horizon that Hermione and Bella finally reveal the truth about what Hermione really is, and what that will mean for the future of the Cullen coven. Set during Eclipse and post-Deathly Hallows: [includes girlxgirl pairing] DISCLAIMER: I do not own Harry Potter or Twilight DISCLAIMER: I do not own any images used *Sequel now up!*

A funny fanfiction that has fake conversations between the Twilight saga characters. The name and idea go to TheHalfBloodPrincess off of her Harry Potter Conversations. I don't own the Twilight saga. Stephanie Meyer does. If I owned it, Jake would end up with me, and Leah would imprint on Justin Bieber!

Bella and Edward plan a special trip to Paris, the city of love. But one hunting trip causes big troubles for the family and Bella, all because of one huge mistake on Edward's part. What will happen? Will Edward find new love? What happens with Bella? Read on to find out.

Romeo and Juliet is a tragedy written by William Shakespeare early in his career about two young star-crossed lovers whose deaths ultimately reconcile their feuding families. It was among Shakespeare's most popular plays during his lifetime and along with Hamlet, is one of his most frequently performed plays. Today, the title characters are regarded as archetypal young lovers. Cover done by @zuko_42