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"Who will we send after the little witch?" The room went silent as one of them stood up from her throne, pacing forward. Her skirts flowed over the marble floors as silently as a whisper. Every eye was drawn to her. "I will go after her and make her my slave." She revealed flawless white teeth in a playful smile. "It will be fun. Like a game." The other Gods relaxed, confident that Alice Cunningham didn't stand a chance. After all, no one could resist Aphrodite.

Thief. Murderer. Mage. Prince. Warrior. Heroes. 16 year-old Sabin's plans to join the army change when he learns he is a Serien - a warrior who wields an element. With a sentient sword, he must find the other Seriens. His goal: unite them into a force capable of defending humanity from the Guan, a humanoid race believed to be extinct. His charges are a belligerent thief, sarcastic assassin, adorable mage and arrogant prince. Each with their own agenda. Stand together or die alone. The hero price is never fair. ------------ Book 1 of the Path of Light and Fire series. Book 2 - Dragon & Phoenix (Completed). Book 3 - Frozen Light (Under Construction) The Appendix and extras can be found in the companion book "A World of Light and Fire."

Dragon Ball Z meets Brandon Sanderson in this epic fantasy novel. Sabin's senses are out of control, yet dealing with alternating blindness and hypersensitivity are only small problems compared the looming threat of world war between the human kingdoms. Fresh from stopping the Guan's evil invasion plans, he and the other Seriens must prevent the humanity from annihilating themselves. Yulan is the Serien of Fire, a duty he has no desire to fulfill. Recently recovered from his death battle with Sabin, he is on the run from his former countrymen, who have been tasked to deliver his head to his father, the King of Yua. His flight takes him deeper into the Wastelands, where he uncovers a secret of great value to the other Seriens. If only he could be convinced to join them. Once again Sabin and Yulan find themselves bound by fate. They will need to put aside their differences when the world needs them the most. For when the Dragon and Phoenix war in the skies, the land burns beneath and the serpent reigns. ------------ Book 2 of the 'Path of Light and Fire' series. A summary of book 1, 'Path of Fire' is available at the end of this book, if you want to jump straight into Dragon and Phoenix. Please add D&P your library/reading list if you enjoyed 'The Path of Fire'. Votes and comments are always welcome. +Completed+

It is 4761BC, and 17 year old Eve is an ordinary peasant, just trying to make her way in life by a few coin, which she gains out of stealing from rich townspeople. Suddenly, when she is caught and taken in with interest by King Titon of the Land of Eve for having the prophecy of the Chosen One, and for her unusually keen fighting skills, she must become the Lady in the Iron Mask, a soldier of Titon. Trained by the King's son and general, Kieran, Eve must learn to fight like a true killer, and practice courtly etiquette. However, maybe the fight is bigger than she could have ever imagined...and maybe, it just might destroy everything she loves.

As a Porter, Bishop's primary job profile is decrypting synergists used in the development of Matrix for the brain. A support mechanism which allows the brain to thrive in a new world the human race find themselves, one which has suffered major depletion as a result of man's zest for development, hence, the exodus to Phase I--formerly called the moon. But not everyone left for Phase I. Somewhere in the highly unstable and reactive Sector 16 of Bathfog Ruins back at Phase II is the Eureka Elgium synergist, a key factor to the revolutionary Afterlife Matrix. Bishop's next job. Joined by a team of the finest squad in Phase II, Bishop sets out for Bathfog Ruins, but when their airship crash-land in the ruins, everything changes. Certain truths are unraveled about the government's scheme, their lives are threatened by unusual beings and Mecha hit men. And when the biggest fact of all is revealed, Bishop realizes he's more valuable than he knows and his real job is staying alive. *Current cover by @AAKhan

I own and wrote none of this awesome fiction. Zephon allowed people to share it, so ALL credits go to the author, Zephon, and his group of Prs and editors on Royal Road. Check it out at royalroadl.com and support or donate to them --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Can you feel it? That tugging feeling on your heart? That falling sensation as you are forced into a deep well by the people you trusted most? In your heart you decide to accept it, to bear it, to die with it, yet, even as you continue falling your decision haunts you. A general in your prime, millions of innocents lie dead in your wake. Feeling the end of your life pulling you in, the wall of water ever beckoning as you hit it full on. All feeling has been lost. Finding yourself devoid of sound. Nothing visible in this darkness. No strength in your limbs. This has become your end. But the endless has seen your life in His presence you feel the minute speck that you are, become more than what was, he gifts you with a new body with limitless potential imparted with its own endless strength. He puts you in a place where powers run rampant. The God of all has decided this. Your new life has the promise of excitement, adventure, love, Tragedy. Walking with purpose you pave the path for your race. Regardless of the dangers you will face you will live on for the end goal -- -Synopsis Credit's to FlameRaptor. Categories: Action , Adventure , Comedy , Drama , Fantasy , Martial Arts , Mature , Romance , Supernatural , Tragedy , Original , --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I own and wrote none of this. Zephon allowed people to share it, so ALL credits go to the author, Zephon, and his group of Prs and editors on Royal Road. Check it out at royalroadl.com

29 year old Dominique Acosta is a woman of sophisticated beauty and elegance. She's a woman who's dedicated to work and family, especially her 27 year old sister Lorraine and is always focused on everything that comes her way. The only thing in her life she doesn't focus on is love. She swore to herself she would never love again because of her previous life.... She gets a job at Perez Enterprises where she catches the eye of her boss and the owner of the company. Santiago Perez, owner of the company is a passionate, handsome, 31 year old man who runs the company his family has owned for years. He is every woman's dream man. But all he does is work throughout his life and barely makes room for leisure or social activities until the day he set his eyes on Dominique, where his life changes for good. Santiago does everything to make her see how much he loves her but she doesn't respond. Will he find out why she's so cold when it comes to love and win her heart successfully?