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Awkward. by kimpossibelle
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“Well hey there, at least buy me dinner first.” I could feel Aaron's eyes burning through the back of my head as he stared down at me. Down. Towards his crotch. I was face to crotch with Aaron Cross. --- Life is full of Awkward moments; unfortunately for Blake Miller, her life is just one big Awkward moment. From being named Blake because her parents were expecting a boy, to walking in on her dad "wrestling" with her mother's sister. But when Blake's house gets damaged from a hazardous flood and they tear her house down brick by brick when they find a severe mold infestation, her life is about to pass the level of Awkward when they move in with her mom's current boyfriend and his insufferable son who just so happens to be her school's notorious star player -- and not just in sports. Blake's situation probably wouldn't be so bad if there wasn't a history between the two, and she will soon realize that not only will her past reveal itself, but so will the secrets kept hidden around her. [DISCLAIMER: i am aware that wattpad changed the rating to rated R, but that's only because of the excessive amount of swearing from the characters. other than that, this book contains mostly PG-13 material.] [humor #13 - 04/11/15]
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Troublemakers by annaolivia_
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It's the summer before college, and Katy Collins is headed back to her old hometown for the next three months. It's been four years since she left and a lot has changed. Including Jack Talon, her childhood crush and next door neighbor. Gone is the nerdy kid she used to walk the neighborhood with; in his place is someone much, much different. But regardless of being a foot and a half taller, way cockier, and suddenly a star football player, Jack Talon is still Jack Talon, the troublemaker extraordinaire. And in a series of unfortunate events, Katy finds herself caught in the midst of one of his schemes, leaving her final summer before she heads off to school spent washing cars and mowing lawns alongside the King of Trouble himself.
The Hottie Next Door by Kiela_1619
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"He is the most bi-polar and blunt guy with that annoying sarcastic wit of his, I've ever met!" What she thinks of him. "She is the most annoying brat I've ever met in my whole life, who just doesn't know how to mind her own Goddamn business!" What he thinks of her. Two different people hating each other's guts after their very unexpected, unusual first meeting, despite the fact that they're neighbour's. She hates him. He hates her too, or that's what they both think. She's careless, fun spirited, party animal girl. He's serious, blunt, never cares about anyone's feelings and knows exactly what he's doing with his words and actions. She's a girl who checks out guys, but never falls for their charms. He tries his best to avoid any type of interaction with girls - that is until Alexandria comes along. She learned long time ago not to ever trust anyone wholeheartedly; especially a guy and a certain blue eyed one was the cause for it - no one knows what happened between then, except for a certain someone - almost a stranger. Never mind others, he didn't trust himself. She doesn't have a very interesting past. He has a very dark past, which he's not very content to share with. So despite all the differences, what really brings them together? Because, the only thing that is in common between them would probably be the fact that her-not-so-interesting-past, and his oh-so-dark-past-which-he-never-likes-to-share-with-anyone, somehow connects. And that was all that needed for, whatever relationship they had, to go down the hill.
The Gang Leader's Iris by Imperfections_deff
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The Gang Leaders Iris Olivia Iris Garcia is a sixteen year old orphan. Or she was. Now she is Olivia Iris Season, with the surname of her new 'family'. She has been living in and out of St.Marie's Orphanage for Girls since her mother died and father left her at the age of two. Iris, the name she goes by, has been to ten foster homes in the past fourteen years and is seen as a problem child. Ever since her thirteenth birthday she lost all hope of getting adopted because of how hard it is for a teen to be adopted. But, what happens when a family actually wants her? Well she gets adopted of course, but how will her life change? Including the fact that her new 'family' moves into a house next door to a gang leader. And this gang leader just so happens to take a liking to her. I don't own all of the pictures and videos used. All polyvore creations have been made by me for this book. #Wattys2016
Sh*t! I'm Sorry! by camerybear
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Highest Rank: #1 in Romance, #2 in Humor What happens when you're walking down the street, with one of the best coffees in hand, turn around for one second... Then the next thing you know, the world is spinning and you've landed in the arms of one of the most gorgeous organisms of the male species. With the best coffee, you've ever had, spilt on his grey v-neck? Or maybe when you're drunk off your head, can't walk in a straight line with a heel that is broken and your makeup smudged with a bottle of beer in your hand... Then the next thing you know the world is spinning and that same gorgeous organism has you in his arms with the strong smell of your beer on his leather jacket? When it comes to Ryan Einstein, Alexis Harrington needs a little help. Especially when her only instinct is to say..."Shit! I'm sorry!" © All Rights Reserved 2018 Camerybear
Despicable Arrogance by istolethecookiez
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There are five things that I hate: 1.) Arrogant Guys 2.) Guys who have girls falling at their feet and they proceed to use them 3.) Guys who assume everyone loves them 4.) Guys who ride motorcycles 5.) Strawberry Ice Cream And Grayson Carter just so happens to be 4 of them. Even his name sounds like a celebrity's: Grayson Carter. The boy is everywhere; he lives down the street from me, he goes to my school, our mothers are even longtime friends yet he doesn't even know my name. The only place I can get away from him is my part time job at the library and the day he comes sauntering in looking for a job is the day I just might go insane. ROMANCE - TEEN FICTION - HUMOR Title Thanks To - factorfate --- --- I DO NOT TAKE CREDIT FOR THE PICTURE IN THE COVER. I SIMPLY SLAM DUNKED SOME WORDS ONTO IT. I DON'T OWN THE PICTURE. I SIMPLY FOUND IT ONLINE.
Shoot Me Now by flamingink
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Falling for your step dad's brother can never be good. Dotty isn't your average girl, she's quirky, crazy and completely random. Her life is turned upside down when her very good looking, 21 year old step uncle moves in. At first she can't stand him but eventually he starts to grow on her. Ash was intrigued by Dotty's wild personality from the moment they first met, but with his dark past can he open up to her.
The Vampire King's Lost Daughter by loverbooks231
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How would you feel if you were raised by werewolves, only to find out you're not one of them and that they actually stole you from your actual parents who are vampire royals? Well if you're like me, you didn't take it too well. Especially since I was just dropped off at my real parents castle front door steps. I know they know I'm here. I was captured by vampires and brought here, so how could they not. I wonder what they're thinking. Will they like me? Am I dressed right? Do I look like them? What should I say to them? Hello? Hey? Will they even remember having a daughter? Are they nice? Do I have siblings? More and more questions were flying through my head, but when the door creaks open. My brain goes blank and I freeze. Cover by @gansterbabe13 #91 Vampire (6-16-2016)