[featured] ❝Are you going to buy any fucking flowers or not?❞ ❝Well, yeah, but you keep hanging up on me!❞ ❝Just give me the order.❞ ❝Okay, can you deliver flowers to my house from my 'Secret Admirer'?❞ ❝It's not exactly 'secret' if you're sending them to yourself.❞ ❝That's beside the point!❞ ❝Okay, so remind me, why are we delivering flowers from yourself to your house?❞ ❝So that my mom thinks I have a love life. Duh.❞ ❝Well, do you?❞ ❝Um... of course...❞ ❝Then why are you buying yourself flowers?❞ ❝...❞ ____________________________________ ***updates twice a week on random days so keep your peeled! ((:*** » featured on humour's romcom list. [COPYRIGHT © 2017, 123itsmeee, ALL RIGHTS ARE RESERVED TO ME.]

A life spent on the run, Astra understands they are hiding to save her future and possibly her life. But what 17-year-old wants to be stuck with their mom day and night jumping realms to keep them safe even if their mom has cool magical powers of a Blood Healer. After being whisked away by Garreth, a reaper who claims to have her best interests at heart--even though he seems to act otherwise, she meets Lucian. With the latter being a handsome young heir to the lordship of her home realm creates its own problems. Like the vendetta Astra's mother has against his family. As she waits for her Blood Reading on her 18th birthday, she feels pulled in so many directions, torn between kingdoms, and realms, the love of an heir, and the safety of the rogue reaper. She doesn't even get to choose her future since it will be told to her at her blood reading but that doesn't change what she wishes for in her heart. Can the desires in her heart change the outcome of her reading so that her future will be the one she wants and not the one she fears she is destined for? First Place Winner ~ The Spice Awards ~ Fantasy/Sci-fi Second Place Winner ~ Best Fantasy~ The Talented Awards Runner up Winner ~ The Z Awards 2017

• in which jemma calburn is married, but harry walloby is still waiting...

After a messy divorce with his husband Eli, Caleb thinks he'd never have to deal with his foolishness again. But after their daughter Michelle has a few friends over and accidentally burns Eli's place down, it seems Caleb might just have to deal with his husband all over again.

It all started with a sharpie and a history class lesson.

Charlie doesn't speak, so he paints.

Sign up for my mailing list: http://bit.ly/rksladelist - For VIP updates, book launch news, and more goodies! CAN MUSIC SAVE YOU WHEN YOUR WORLD COMES CRASHING DOWN AROUND YOU? Talented teen musician Rigby Raines is an extremely shy introvert who loves the Beatles and Beethoven. She wants only one thing in life: to follow in her mother's footsteps as drum major of her high school marching band. Still reeling from the unexpected loss of her mom to cancer last year, she is torn between her anxiety and stage fright and the desire to honor her mom. Bullied for years by Taura Jacobs, self-proclaimed band queen and trumpet section leader, an unexpected discovery allows Rigby to face the past and experience a musical adventure of a lifetime. DOES RIGBY HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO CONQUER HER FEARS< STAND UP FOR HERSELF< AND WIN THE DRUM MAJOR TRYOUT? Readers are saying: "Amazing!" "My marching band feels are off the chart!" "I can't wait to see what happens next!" "This is the first story I've stumbled across that describes band camp correctly." "update omg this is amazing!" "I'm in love with your story!" "I'm enjoying reading this so much!"

Just an ordinary guy, "Guy Normal" (yes, that's his name people) goes through his thoughts about life from his view while trying to relate with anybody who feels or has ever felt like a nobody. He often "breaks through the fourth wall" sarcastically, hysterically, and humorously in his little, petty autobiography (I mean, he's already adding a sarcastic 'short' to the title!). And yes, this story is cheesy, but it wouldn't be much of a sarcastic comedy without a bit of it, would it? Now it is up to you, the reader... Does he exist? Or is he just alive? *Feel free to follow, comment, and vote! (Thank you for your generosity) *completed :D* *all photos are original unless stated otherwise!*