Hey, this is my first story!! Hopefully this will be good... My name is Noah, but go check out my cousin, Katlife714

Let Bumblestar show you how. A/N: Do not do this to cats you may happen to know. This book is just a spoof and a joke. In fact, don't do this to anybody. Except for Frost. You can do it to Frost, because nobody cares about Frost and whether she lives or not.

What happens when you take warrior cat names, for example, One-eye seriously? You literally get one eye! Request warrior cat names here, either ones you made up on the spot or a current OC of yours, and see what we come up with!

This is a book of jokes for us teenagers, if you don't like it don't read it! :) THANKS!