Nigerian Parents Say What?

This is a joke book about african parents. This is to remind them that they are our mini comedian. I am a Nigerian and i will be pecular about Nigerian parents only.

Humour: The Nigerian Way #ProjectNigeria

Alright.....Enjoy Nigeria's funniest jokes. All on me. I take credit for NOTHING......... нιɢнɛƨт яαиκιиɢ #70 ιи нʋмσʋя ᴡɪɴɴᴇʀ ɴɪɢᴇʀɪᴀɴ ᴡᴀᴛᴛʏs ʜᴜᴍᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴀᴛᴇɢᴏʀʏ

Protector Of The Werewolves

She's no hunter. She doesn't mess around. She's the hotest, smartest, powerfulest Protector. She's Cassidy Ruth. Cassidy is full of dark secrets. Only May Smith, her right hand person, and Keith Ryan, her left hand person, know these dark secrets. What happens when she meets her mate? Will he run when she finally open...

Invade My Heart

(Second book to “Marked by the Alpha”. It is highly recommended that you read MBTA prior to IMH.) I, Daniella Saunders, had suffered quite a lot when I stayed in Huntstown, Michigan. Leaving my true soul mate, experiencing the betrayal from the ones I thought I trusted, and shifting into a rare type of werewolf is a w...

Kidnapped By My Mate

"Please, I don't deserve this. I didn't ask for any of it!" "Well he asked for you." Blindfolded, gagged, tied up and thrown in the back of a car and ready to be delivered to the guy that desired her, Blake Collins, Nora's day did not go like she planned. A normal girl would cry and beg to be sent home but Nora fin...

I'm the Alpha's Mate

(Completed) Young werewolf, Evangeline, can do something no other can, hold communication with someone far beyond her realm. Always at her side, the Goddess of the moon has guided her through the toughest of times, but when the truth starts to bleed out, when an Alpha claims Evangeline as his own, and when the most da...

The King's Slave (Removed)

"Our next is a girl of eighteen summers. She has smooth, unblemished skin and has been schooled in the arts of love and seduction. But most of all, she is untouched." my auctioneer and captor said as he paraded me in front of the men. They eyed their fill of my body but they were forbidden to touch. "Bidding starts...

Marked by the Alpha

"You are mine," He murmured across my skin. He inhaled my scent deeply and kissed the mark he gave me. I shuddered as he lightly nipped it. "Danny, you are mine and only mine, you understand?" Daniella Saunders had a pretty rough life. After being heartbroken and betrayed by both her father and her boyfriend, Danny mo...

Wrong Number #Wattys2016

"I was angry and disappointed and upset." But mostly angry, and you know what happens when Sophia Martell gets angry? She gets talkative, like really, really talkative. Not just talk, talkative but "ramble till you are practically yelling" talkative So people usually stay away from me, when I get a...

Weaver

Alice Cunningham is back! First stop is Prague, a city drenched in ancient magic. It's beautiful, haunted and full of history. Maybe too much history. When Alice is confronted by a deranged and powerful witch with a grudge, she decides it's time to move on. But the past isn't going to leave her alone, and Alice finds...

The Diary of the Devil

The only way Greyson Skinuth could begin to describe his long time bully is as the devil. The devil is supposedly the most evil creature in all of the universe. And that is Max Callers. Max and Greyson hate each other. They're enemies, prey and predator, bait and fish, complete opposites. Greyson is tall and skinny...

Bad Boy, Good Lips, And Stolen Kisses

Alahn Evans despises her neighbor, Anthony McQueen. He's a total player who has a different girl wrapped around his finger every day- and then he breaks their hearts. A bad boy. After living next to each other for 16 years without acknowledging each other's presence, one day they literally run into each other. He's...

The Bad Boy Who Stole My Heart

alex starts a new life with her parents In canada, new school, new friends, but she bumps into a hot. teen robber? and she finds out he lives across from her!?

The Bad Boy Stole My Bra

Zina goes to school with her best-friend, Brad. They have been best-friends since grade 3, and have been inseperatable since than. When the new boy Jacob moves to Zina's school, she catches feelings for him and Brad starts to get pushed away.

The bad boy stole my BRA

Aria is the new girl in town, lived in paris but moved to her mother hometown San Fransisco. But what happens when she founds out that the bad boy next door stole her bra. What will she do to get her bra back?

Dork Diaries 7: Tales from a Not-So Glam TV Star

❝Lights, camera, action!! I am juggling a lot this month!! A reality TV crew will interview my friends and I for the whole month of March as we record our hit song together. But will the excitement also cause unexpected problems, especially for Brandon and I now that the cameras are everywhere we go?❞ -Nikki Maxwell |...

The Bad Boy Saw Me Die /editing and on-hold

Friday nights are a disaster especially if you're being chased by a psychopath... so there I was running like a lunatic because I, Chloe Fanning, was going to die. And the bad boy was going to see it.

A Bad Boy Stole My Bra- SAMPLE

A BAD BOY STOLE MY BRA is published and no longer available on Wattpad. It is available in multiple languages, including English, French, German, Italian and Indonesian as paperback and e-book internationally. It is also available as an adaptation on the app Episode - 'It Started With a Bra.' This copy has the first 3...

The Shy Girl Has a Gun

Faith Mitchell was never confident. She was happy to blend into the background, much to the protest of her friends. At 16, her life was a normal teenage cliche. She was in love with Jace, the obnoxious player who she couldn't have, and her biggest worry was whether or not he would finally come to his senses and see th...

Secrets for sale

When Sadie unlocks a website that sells other people's secrets, she is more than ready to use it, especially after a fall-out with her best friend. What she doesn't know is she may be unleashing a monster that people will continue to feed, instead of contain.

Roommates (REWRITING)

CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN!

The Quarterback lives in my Basement

Isabella Martinez is a straight A student trying to finish off her senior year the same way she did the rest. She not anywhere near popular and is the girl in the class that no one really notices is there. Steven Davis on the other hand is the star quarterback that everyone knows. He hooks up with girls like it's a ho...

immortal → harry potter

"The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches... born to those who have thrice defied him, born as the seventh month dies... and the Dark Lord will mark him as his equal, but he will have power the Dark Lord knows not... and either must die at the hand of the other for neither can live while the other s...

Just Another Bad Boy || Book 1

"Bad boys- They're cocky, arrogant, and distracting... but maybe that's just what I need." Jess is your not-so-typical teenage girl with a genuine heart and punk style. She's not fond of bad boys and Brett is the worst of them. He always seems to know how to get under her skin. You'd think it would be easy to just sta...

His personal secretary

this is a beautiful tale of love and seduction. Meet Elize , a 24 year old woman with a new job that she soon finds out holds a lot of unexpected promises. elize new Boss , Dean Damon a billionaire is causing a storm especially in Elize head. Having to chose between her heart and mind. and will Dean let her in his. H...

The Bad Boy Next Door- COMPLETED

When Kylie loses everything and becomes pretty reckless shes sent to live with her aunt and her bestfriend Bobby thinking that things are going to be completely boring shes proved wrong. She meets the mysterious bad boy next door, Adrian Grant. Adrian thinks all girls are the same and its easy to make them fall in lov...

My Diary and The Bad Boy

"What the heck, where is my diary," I said to myself. This can't be happening. If someone stole it I am going to kill myself. What if someone at my school stole it? Oh no, that wouldn't be good. I am freaking out right now. What if they read it? It has my secrets in it. What if told everyone at school? My life would b...

The Bad Boy Stole My Underwear

Baleigh Hawkins, the schools good girl. Never done anything wrong in her life. Or so the students at Oak Grove High School think. Until She Catches Dante Williams, the schools bad boy. The biggest heart breaker in all of OGHS in her room rummaging through her underwear droor. ° ° ° What will happen when the bad boy t...

His Personal Secretary | ✓

Cali Wilson desperately needs money. She had her father's gigantic gambling debt and 4 months overdue rent to pay. When she saw a job opening that offered a place to stay and your choice of salary, she immediately applied. She expected her debt to be paid, but what she didn't expect was her life to be turned completel...