Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

"Make me a woman...your woman," she whispered so innocently. I had waited for this moment for so long and had planned every detail in my mind, but all of those details were lost now. I wanted to use foreplay just to get her ready. she was already slick, but it wouldn't be enough "Do it Blake...hurry," she whispered before her small tongue darted out and licked my lips.I groaned at the innocent look in her eyes, it always drove me wild. Her fingers found his hard shaft and guided it to her virginity.......... Meet Angel, Angel is the innocent, red head, sixteen year old youngest daughter of the Beta. She is unable to shift due to certain factors and has a troubled past that seems to be coming back to life once more, but one would never know from her crazy antics, naive mindset and immature ways. She is occasionally bullied, but manages to keep her smile through anything and everything. She has overprotective best and only friend, Ashley, who seems to be the only one who can tolerate Angels antics and who will protect her in a heart beat from guys and girls. Now throw in Blake, the soon to alpha, he's relaxed, down to earth and completely clueless about Angel being the betas youngest daughter. So what happens when he find out they're mates. Watch Angel grow throughout the pages and confront her past, present and future with the help of Blake. So join Blake and Angel in their crazy, funny and completely ridiculously journey of love and acceptance. *Warning Angel is a fun, loving, immature characters, it will take awhile to get her mature it does't happen overnight*

"Being a sex therapist ain't all it's cracked up to be. Business is business." - Dr. August.

You have read about them. You have swooned over them. You have loved them for each sweet and idiotic act they have committed. You have cried when their hearts have been broken. You have wept when they have become united with their love (female protagonist). Who are 'they' you ask? They are the Wattpad's Hotties! In every book you have read, you always find that one guy. He often seems to be in the spotlight, as the male protagonist, even though that's not always the case. He makes your heart pound and he makes you smile like there's no tomorrow. So let's delve into the depths of these characters and find out more from their creators... Thanks to @northome for the lovely cover :)

How Dirty Can You Get? I Make Personals!

Gella Popkins is a likeable girl by everyone, But she always have bad luck with the thing called love. But one Game with Anonymous Notes, A mysterious Guy, will lead her into papers of Drama, used to Be's, Almost Broken friendships and the chain of finding Love. Will She find it all? Book 1: Love Note Series [Contemproray Romance]

He was the teacher... He was the class bad boy... He was Irresistible. Zayn Malik was known throughout Greater Bradford High School as the bad boy. When he’s in lessons, he barely listens, talks back to teachers and his quick temper lands him in many quarrels, with both teachers and students. Harry Styles is a young teacher. He is wracked with nerves as he starts his first day of teaching at Bradford. He was prepared to handle all kinds of students, but he wasn’t prepared for this… [Contains triggers]

She's now totally free. Happy and pretty. She's no more that delinquent girl who's imprisoned in the 5 walled room. She has found 10 new walls which is now her new home. This is for you ZNightShade06 :*

Little Jenn is all grown up. What happens when her brother and his friends come back from college to meet up for her graduation and little reunion of their own.

Violet Evergreen had a normal life. Was about to graduate from high school. Had a best friend that always was pushing her to date. A dad that loved her. But then Tyler Stone walks into her life, and everything changes. It turns out she was right to be carful around him, because he is the leader of a gang. When Violet joins it to spend more time with her brothers will she regret it? This is for the Watty Awards! Enjoy!