Once Upon A Time... A lot of people had some very screwed up lives. A genie fell in love. Two kingdoms fell out of it. A regular guy was cursed to be a merman, an Angel fell from the sky. A boy got stuck as a Animal, and a girl was being hunted for a gift she can't control. Two thieves weave their way around the board. A collection of stories follow their every move, as well as a growing list of enemies. What will it take for them to find happily ever after? I DON'T OWN ANY CHARACTERS AT ALL!! ALL RIGHTS GO TO RICK RIORDAN EXCEPT THE PLOT.

Annabeth wasn't looking for love. Percy wasn't looking for attention. Leo wasn't looking to stay. Piper wasn't looking for friends. Jason wasn't looking for a fight. Nico wasn't looking to be a hero. Thalia wasn't looking to be heartbroken. Frank wasn't looking to move on. Hazel wasn't looking to die, again. Now there's only one thing they're looking for. Surviving. Inspired by the amazing and awesome @Paradise_Loves_Books! Cover by @Always_Loves_Books!! I DO NOT OWN PERCY JACKSON. THOSE RIGHT BELONG TO RICK RIORDAN. I ONLY OWN THE PLOT.

There are legends of two ships. Two ships whose captains loathe each other. Those captains that have no names. They are simply called Light and Dark. The ships are as different as Night and Day. But now there's a boy who is stuck between them. After being imprisoned on Light's ship for several years, Percy takes his leave, revealing his parentage to the ship run by two children of Zeus. He finds his place among the crew of Dark's ship, with friends who died at Light's hand. The three children of Hades instantly recognize Percy's usefulness and declare war against their rival pirates. But when tragedy strikes, the son of Poseidon is once again banished. A new player came entered the game. A new ship. A new crew. A new enemy. ***Guess what! As I'm sure you can tell by my username, I am not Rick Riordan. There may be a few OCs in this that are mine, but I don't own Percy or any of his character-mates (if it's not a term, it is now). MY NAME IS NOT RICK!***

A collection of headcanons written by yours truly. I wrote everything but I'll include inspiration credit if there was any. Will include a lot of ships!! Enjoy! Disclaimer: All characters belong to Rick Riordan Warning: There will be some Perachel. Don't read what you don't like.

Percy Jackson and the Olympians/Heroes of Olympus fanfiction AU-All mortal When Annabeth texts the wrong number, it leads to a chain reaction of wrong numbers and quite possibly finding herself falling for the green-eyed punk in reform school. **WARNING: CUSSING** [DISCLAIMER: DONT OWN A THING] (can be read as fanfiction or an original story) :|:inspired by all crack texting fics:|:

Lol, you clicked on this book. Ok I'm not going to sugarcoat this. We're all big kids here. This isn't your average one shot book. I'm not writing these just for fun. I'm writing to Troll your feels so bad you won't want to get up out of your bed ever again. None of your favorite characters are safe. Most of them won't get happy endings. But some of them will. Sometimes I make happy things. Actually a lot of this is bittersweet things. Oh well, you've been warned. Have fun! ~Sincerely, Greenninjagal I DON'T OWN PERCY JACKSON, THEY BELONG TO RICK RIORDAN. AND I DON'T OWN ANY SONGS SOME OF THESE WE'RE BASED OFF.

The Universe is in Danger. Everything is about to change. Two Primordials are about to go to war. The Board is set. The pawns are in place. The armies are preparing. A Plague is threatening to break out. A plague that nothing can stop. No one is safe. Camp Half-Blood least of all. They need someone to protect them. They need a hero. They need Percy. Except Percy Jackson is Dead. CAUTION: NOT AN ORDINARY CHAOS STORY!! I DON'T OWN PERCY JACKSON OR ANY OTHER CHARACTERS, EXCEPT ACHILLES AND JACOB. THOSE RIGHTS BELONG WITH RICK RIORDAN. I DO OWN THE PLOT HOWEVER. NO STEALING!! This awesome cover was made by @GlowingFairyLights.

Being a demigod isn't easy. "Family Luke, you promised." It isn't fair. "If anything happens, give that to Nico." It gets dangerous. "There is no throne to Nemesis." Sometimes you have to make tough decisions. Most of the time, it gets you killed. But everyone deserves a second chance. Even if it comes with a twist. They might've been heroes. They might've been Villains. Now they're all just Ordinary. I DON'T OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS. THE ALL BELONG TO RICK RIORDAN, AS CHARACTERS OF PERCY JACKSON. I ONLY OWN THE PLOT LINE.

What it says on the tin. Percy Jackson and Heroes of Olympus Oneshots. Completed.