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✗REQUESTS CLOSED✗ Oneshots featuring everyone's favourite criminals. ❝WE'RE BAD GUYS, IT'S WHAT WE DO❞

Hi guys it's Beb aka jaredstartedajoke on Instagram. So I decided to write Joker x Reader one shots!! Requests are open. *This book contains explicit portrayals of violence, sex, rape in some chapters. *I own none of DC characters.

Fact: Sherlock Holmes hates Philip Anderson. Fact: Philip Anderson hates Sherlock Holmes. Lie: The reason that Philip hates Sherlock to the extent that he does is simply because he's jealous of him. Clara Anderson, the sister of Philip Anderson, has grown tired of playing by her brother's rules. When the radio mentions a body being discovered, Clara doesn't waste any time in getting to the location and trying to figure out who the killer is. With a personality frighteningly similar to that of Sherlock Holmes, Anderson has always dreaded them meeting, afraid that if they were to gang up he would never be able to make a name for himself. He shouldn't have been so worried. Clara's loyalties have never been with the angels.

"What makes ya think you're just my toy?" "You don't care about me, you've said it before." Joker x Reader Foul language, trigger warning. Jared Leto -> Joker.

These are some pics of some members from Suicide Squad. I was just seriously bored.

Sleep, wake and work have always been the centre of Laura Wall's life. One of the most talented Medical Examiners in New York City, Laura is no stranger to the dead- not that she's ever believed the many strange tales surrounding them- Well, she's about to be in for a very big surprise. Laura has the highest knowledge there is to be had of the dead, but can she survive a lifelong course in being un-dead? Please don't forget to like, vote, comment, and share with your friends :-*

Previously after Eva getting involved in pursuing a certain jewel with The Joker and The Riddler. Evangeline Striker can't seem to remember anything that has previously happened to her along the last year as a result of being in a motorcycle accident. Will she remember how her life has turned? Will she remember her feelings for The Joker and their time together? But the real question is: Will she accept to live in her past life once she knows the truth? Or will she scare away?

Sequel to His Last Joke and final book in the trilogy~ The hardest goodbyes are simply the ones never said. "You know what the hardest thing was?! It wasn't the part where I had realised I lost you. I was in shock and I couldn't comprehend it all but it wasn't the hardest part. The hardest part was learning to live everyday without you" After being blinded by his jealousy, the state of rage and determination to kill Batman he was in cost him his life. Bruce had tried to stop him but he wouldn't give in and Eva walked in but a little to late. After Bruce carried Jack's dead body away, Eva has to try and start a new life without Jack there by her side. Now, they say that the ones we love don't go away but that they walk beside us everyday. Unseen and unheard. However, what happens when Eva starts seeing Jack everywhere she goes?! Is it all an illusion? But what if one of those 'illusions' get too real to have been imagined up?!

Grace Lestrade: The youngest of the Lestrade children. She's beautiful, smart, and the kindest person anyone would ever have the good fortune to meet. Sherlock Holmes: The youngest of the Holmes brothers. He's arrogant, insensitive, and the rudest person anyone would ever have the misfortune of meeting. When the two are brought together to work side-by-side on a case, things get a little crazy. But, what if each person is just what the other needed? Will the two be each other's saving grace?