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The Lost Potter || Draco Malfoy [BOOK 1]

Book One of The Lost Potter Series. If you like a good, slow burn love story, then look no further :) [CURRENTLY UNDER MAJOR EDITING] October 31st, 1981. The day that Harry Potter became the boy who lived. Of course, this day and the legacy of Harry Potter went down in history; but what about the girl who survived? ...

Hidden Power (Natsu x Reader)

[Hidden series: Book 1] (Under Editing) (Y/N) is a powerful dragon slayer that was trained by the dragon Artemis (I made it up sorry I know it's bad) until she leaves on July 7, 777. (Y/N) is devastated and searched for months until she (or he) has to make money for food. After a few hard years (Y/N) meets Natsu...

Shut Up, Padfoot!

"Cry! Take that whip cream out of your mouth this instant!" The loud and fake obnoxious voice echoes across the Gryffindor table. The intended girl, Cry, laughs and yells back, "Shut up, Padfoot!" - She frowned. Her dress dampened with water and her feet sunk into the sand. My rage grew the more I looked at her. How c...

Hogwarts Houses as '......'

This book is for all you potterheads out there. Hope you enjoy it ! Warning: This book contains book references, dumb puns and other weird things. You have been warned. 16/6/17 Ok guys I just entered Wattys 2017 and thank you guys so much for your support. Thanks so much. I do NOT own anything except the plot. Siriusl...

Harry Potter Randomness [Book 1]

Hey potterheads, In this book, you'll see: #1 Facts #2 Movies' Mistakes #3 Deleted scenes/Behind the scenes #4 jokes #5 quotes, different sentences, and other random stuff about Harry Potter And if you haven't read or seen Harry Potter, you'll never know love, or friendship... And I feel sorry for you Mischief Managed...

Pumpkin Patch Princess

A fairy godmother internship is just what Noelle needs to escape her family's pumpkin business . . . until she starts to question her own happily-ever-after. Perfect for fans of The Princess Diaries or Ella Enchanted! * * * Noelle Simpkins...

Unplugged: The Beautiful World (#3, Unplugged Trilogy)

In the stunning finale of the Unplugged trilogy, Enna Price must confront her inner demons and make the choice to fight back against the Hidden Allies' new leader, all while letting go of the things she most loves in the process.

Random Funny Things to say to your Friends

My first joke/random/funny book. Hope you like it!!! :P

Unplugged: The Hidden World (#2, Unplugged Trilogy)

After the unforeseen infiltration of the Depot rebel group, Enna Price and Matthew Elliot find themselves on the run in New York City. To save her captured friends, Enna realizes that the only option is to escape her life-long home and confront a place much worse than the one she left behind. The sequel to Unplugged:...

The Unsound Theory (STAR Academy Book 1 EXCERPT)

Yalena Russo, your STAR Academy invitation has arrived. Unlike other teenagers across the near worlds, Yalena isn't space-crazed. But a surprise invitation to join the exclusive STAR Academy opens a window to her unknown origins, making her ponder... What if space is where she belongs? Mystified by the leadership trio...

The Truth Hunters (STAR Academy Book 2)

Yalena Russo, peace was never an option. Pushed out of the spotlight and into obedience, Yalena returns to a STAR Academy that has changed. In fact, the near worlds have changed, forcing her to walk the thin line between politics and mayhem. Determined to find out why the Fians claim to be connected to her, Yalena has...