Just a bunch of random Teenage posts

Warning. Do not eat, drink, or go to the bathroom while eating- READING this. If u eat. u will probably choke. If u drink it will either go out ur nose or down the air pipe. If u got to the bathroom... I don't even have.to say it do I?

Random text fails that I stumbled upon while on the internet. I did not make any of these so all rights go to the people who actually made them and posted them. **WARNING: Sexual content and rude language so if you take offense to these please don't read.**

Just a bunch of funny texts I find on the internet

These are not mine! They were found online! I want to share you guys some texting bloopers I have found! They are funny! Hope you like them, please vote, comment and fan! Thanks!

I do imagines for almost any fandom. I however despise Twilight, so just send me a request and I'll see what I can do. I can do smut if you want but I will have to include a warning for the younger readers. Your name is usually (y/n) unless I get a request for it to be something else. I don't always get around to every request fyi! FANDOMS THAT I DONT DO I don't do ships. Once Upon a Time I don't combine fandoms SOME FANDOMS I DO Merlin Sherlock (some) youtubers Doctor Who Supernatural Lord of the Rings Hobbit Anything Marvel The Maze Runner The Hunger Games Harry Potter Bones Divergent The Librarians Guardians of the Galaxy Fall Out Boy Panic! At the Disco Paramore My Chemical Romance Black Butler Hetalia Sword Art Online Percy Jackson and the Olympians

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

Because sometimes stuff pisses us off THAT MUCH we have to write a book about it. Warning: If you are easily offended then you DEFINITELY shouldn't read this book! Thank you. This is not only rants about things we hate on Wattpad but also things in real life. -Sorry not sorry about any grammar mistakes- Enjoy!

Don't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your eyelids so you can't blink!) All rights reserved. AWESOME COVER by the one and only @JakePatt Highest ranking: 1 6/18/16 EFWNJHWIU H YAS