Lily Potter is an average 15 year old living in the United States in 2011. When magic upheaves her life and drops her and her younger brother into a beloved world she thought was fictional, she discovers old family secrets-and family in general.

Despite this book's gross, yet creative title, it's basically just a book that serves it's purpose as a place where I can put all my thoughts down on electronic paper where the world can see them. I don't know why anyone would want to read this but, if you do, cool quesadillas bruh.