Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

An exclusive excerpt from the first and only official book from ZAYN, available worldwide November 1st. Global superstar ZAYN shares a photographic journey of his life since leaving One Direction. ZAYN opens up with this collection of thoughts, inspiration, and never-before-seen personal photographs. After five years of massive success with One Direction, ZAYN launched his career as a solo artist with Mind of Mine, becoming one of the most successful artists in the world. Now, for the first time ever, ZAYN is going to tell and show all in this intimate and raw scrapbook of his life. Never-before-released photos give readers insight to ZAYN, no-holds-barred. Gorgeously designed with hundreds of full-color photographs and ZAYN's notes, drawings, song lyrics, and personal stories, the book captures ZAYN's most private moments and his candid feelings on fame, success, music, and life. The next chapter of ZAYN's evolution into global superstar, told by the artist who is living it. Pre-order ZAYN: http://zayn.at/book

The sequel to One Direction Jokes and Randomness •credit to whoever wrote these•

Here are One Direction Quotes+Lyrics :)

Third book in the One Direction joke book trilogy!! Thank you so much for everything and I hope you guys enjoy it. All the love. H (Val too). Credit to @Randevoux-Ky for everything and @divinelyxchaotic

THIS IS PART OF A SERIES YOU BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE! THERE ARE 4 OTHER BOOKS IN THIS COLLECTION! IT'S A GOOD THING THAT THERE ISN'T A COMPULSORY ORDER TO READ MY BOOKS!!!!!! This book will take you inside a Directioner's mind. There are mostly going to be Directioner jokes, moments, quotes from the boys and Directioner thoughts! And if you are a Directioner then you must read it! *Although Zayn, has left, I'm still going to include him because 4 in our eyes and 5 in our hearts! IMAGINE REQUESTS ARE ALWAYS OPEN ;)