Picture is not mine *NO FUCKING REQUESTS* *READ THE FIRST FUCKING PAGE* All of these are lemons and will turn out to be lemons. If you would like to request a character, you may. It can be anyone.

Picture is not mine You meet your favorite characters from the webcomic Homestuck and you nor the trolls know how they got there and when each of them asks you to be their matesprit are you gonna choose one or break the rules and have all three? This is a lemon.

Hello! This is my first story book thing, so I'm sorry for grammar or for it just sucking in general... So yeah! make request and I'll do them! Thank you, Love you, bey! Oh and before I forget all these story's are in first person! I just want you to get a little more into it and stuff.

You and Jake met in school, and soon became friends. You and he had begun to hang out quite a lot, and soon, you both discover each other's love for guns. Soon, that's all you two ever talk about! ~~~~~~~~

Cuze ya know i love these kind of things too much :) and also they make me laugh

Sooooo sorry about the late updates guys been really busy this summer and school year. I'll try my best to update as much as possible

request as much as you want! spam me smutt with all your favourite trolls/humans :o)

-BASICALLY ON HIATUS- ~~~ - dont comment the same thing multiple times, ill read it eventually - request on the request chapter - respect that im just human and cant pump out fics whenever it suits you - dont be a tightass about my author notes u3o - never underestimate my rage, i can and will write a chapter calling you out for grammar and spelling - i will probs flirt with you and call you bby. this is normal. [squints] ~~~ As the title is, this is just a bunch of Homestuck x Reader One-shots! I may do requests if I run out of ideas later, but until then just sit back and read. ~~~ This is a Homestuck fanfic book. There's going to be some swearing. I'll put up a warning if theirs any lemons/smut/whatever you weirdos wanna call it for all you lemonophobes. ~~~ (Y/N) (L/N) is Your first name and last name, (H/L) (H/C) is length and colour of your hair, (F/C) is your favourite colour, (F/F) is favourite food, (Y/H) is your house/hive, (Y/H/A) is your house/hive address, And I'm sure you'll figure the rest out, (Y/N). You're smart enough right?

After being dragged to Roxy's party, you are forced by your friends to play 7 Minutes in Heaven with them. (there will be swearing and some girlxgirl, but no explicit behaviour. just kissing and maybe lil groping.)

Your name is (y/n) (l/n) and you, my fine friend, are being pulled to a party. Whom are you being pulled by to who's party? Well, by none other than me, Xena, to only the coolest kid on the block's house! Dave Strider, duh! He always threw the sickest parties (and fire). That bro is hella lit. Wait, hold the phone! Why exactly are you being forced into clothing to attend this party, you may ask? Who the hell /doesn't/ like parties!? You're no nerd (OK maybe you are <3)! But, who wouldn't take up on the opportunity to play scandalous games such as Seven Minutes in Heaven! Especially when you know that special someone you've been pining after is gonna be there. Who knows, your normal night might actually end in something saucy happening ;^). (Updated Info Box: February 24th, 2017) °×° Have fun with reading this book (which I admit, is pretty cliche. I wrote this 2 years ago, hush). And thank you for 100k reads! <3 ((Various!Homestuck X Reader))