Funny texts from the Harry Potter characters!

Amelia Lily Potter is no ordinary girl. She was kidnapped by none other than Lord Voldemort at the age of only one years old. She was locked up for her whole life. She had never seen the sun, she had never felt the wind, but most of all. She didn't even know about her own twin brother. There is a reason for her imprisonment, a horrific one.

Ever wondered what the Avengers tell each other when they're not on duty? Whatever the heck this is. Thanks for 1M! Bucks and kisses, CaptainUSA

Jillianne Ashwood never knew her parents. Raised by her grandfather from a very young age she never knew what really happened to them. Despite being considered the Slytherin Princess by many of her classmates at Hogwarts, Jillianne is as kind as she is beautiful, especially to her good friend Neville Longbottom, and she often questioned the Sorting Hat's decision to place her in Slytherin House. Jilli, as her friends call her, has had a huge crush on Harry Potter since their first year at Hogwarts, and now, in their 5th year, Harry starts showing interest in Jilli. But so does the Prince of Slytherin, Draco Malfoy. Torn between her long-time crush and the attraction she feels towards the new Draco Malfoy she has come to know, Jillianne must try and follow her heart. But what follows is a chain of events that will change Jillianne’s world and possibly link her heart and soul to the Slytherin Prince forever.

Ever wonder what it's like to be Wade Wilson? Aka Deadpool. Aka The Merc with a Mouth. Wel- WELL READ THIS STORY! CAUSE I'M IN IT!

This is the story of Aris Donavon, a sixteen year-old gryffindor, who up until now had pretty much been non-existant to the Slytherin prince, Draco Malfoy. But suddenly an incident at Kings Cross Station sets into motion a train of events and Aris's life will never be the same. As she comes to grips with her mixed emotions concerning Draco Malfoy, events in her life take a strange twist that will possibly bind them together forever.

Loki, of Asgard, wants revenge. Revenge on those who have hurt him in the past. He is surprised when that revenge comes in the form of a girl. And a beautiful one at that. She is wild and powerful. But she is also damaged in a way Loki can relate to. Will she be the source of his redemption or his destruction? Lives will be lost, pasts will come to light, deaths will haunt, blood will run, love will be tested, and bonds will be formed. But who will come out the winner of this epic battle? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *Post Thor 2 Loki fanfic. Due credit to Marvel Comics. Read, comment, and vote! :D Oh! And don't get freaked out by the 100+ parts, I write fairly short chapters! :)