Louis knows he's gay, though he hasn't had his first kiss yet. On his eighteenth birthday he meets Mr. Styles, his new chemistry teacher who has a few lessons designed just for him. Mr. Horan as the soccer coach and gym teacher, Liam as his best friend, Zayn as 'hot sales boy', and a special appearance by my friend Lexie. Basically half smut daddy kink fic plus Harry's lame jokes, Louis' sass, and (my attempt at) a dramatic and suspenseful plot. A bonus side serving of Ziam. PLEASE don't read this if you're innocent!