You know when there is that 1 person that is just so annoying and you want to slap them so bad? Well you may as well insult them instead. There is also other stuff as well in this book, but it is mostly comebacks and insults pickup lines that back fire also. So hope you enjoy!!!!!! p.s. this is my first book though!!! And also not all of these comebacks are mine so yeah baiii!

This is the story of how this boy came to life. He was born on September 3rd, 1997. The only thing that went wrong was that Thomas borned in a girl's body.

Fat That is the names star hear's everyday on the streets Star the girl that was special in every way,loved to help and always had a smile on her face,but behind that smile was a girl lost on the world with out her parents or someone to wake up beside. She wasn't completely lost she had her foster mom and dad and their two kids that was a year older and younger then her,but she she couldn't help but think that they was hiding something from her. And if you come up to her the wrong way she will turn ghetto real quick Xander the second MOST feared alpha in the whole United States and then some, the first was his dad,twenty four mate less but he chooses to be, he killed the fifteen-twenty he had over the years he's cold hearted,selfish and hated by other alphas, his pack stays three, not one or two, three steps ahead of the game but can manage free time. When these two paths intersect what will Xander do? Will they work? Don't still or take any part of my story with out asking but 50% percent of the time I will say u can

Leo, the Alpha of Mountain Peak Pack, was constantly attacked by dreams where he saw a beautiful wolf standing in front of him and her body was cover with scars and bruises. His wolf, Frisk, growl protectively at her, almost angry at who did it to her. Whenever he tried to approach her, her figure constantly moved back and slowly faded. He ran after her and the next thing he saw was her body, laying on the ground. His wolf howled in pain. Clara Rise, the daughter of a Beta in Blue Moon Pack, was constantly abused by her peers. They mocked her, hit her and sometimes bit her until she couldn't move. Her father was worried of her but she never spoke about it. Her mother, passed away a few years ago, leaving her father and brother. One day, Alpha Leo came to visit her pack. "MINE!" He growled at Alpha George. He dug himself into my shoulders, inhaling my scent. "Please... stop" I pleaded him, begging him to let go. He looked at me with a heartbroken look and hug me even tighter. #Ranking 177 in werewolves category (20/10/16)

Ally Summers is the Alpha second daughter of the most powerful pack in the country. The name of their pack make the others run for their money. But when she finishes college, her sister and her are moving away, so they could have a chance in finding their mates. Her sister's gay friend asked them if they wanted to go to club with them and Skye said yes. But Ally in the other hand didn't to be part of it but that didn't stop her sister Skye from bringing her with. So when she went to the club she didn't know she was also going to meet her mate and not just her but her sister's mate too. Now what is going to happen now.

Highest rank: #1 in werewolf on 07/14/2016 lycans, soulless monsters born of divine wrath, Zeus created them for destruction. Born half-human, half-wolf, these creatures are cursed to live in torment. But Selena granted them a glimmer of hope in the form of mates. Bianca, exiled from her pack, confronts unspeakable horrors. Little does she know that her fate is intricately tied to the future king of the werewolves and Lycan, unlike anything she's ever met. As their destinies collide, a menacing evil looms in the shadows, threatening to engulf not only their love but also the very future of their kind. TW: This contains BRIEF mentions of abuse, rape, and mentions of graphic torture. .............. This book was initially published in 2016 and is undergoing a rewrite. I do not allow my work to be used or adapted in any way without my permission.

This is a very old story that I wrote when I was younger.It will probably include many spelling errors,will be very cliche, and won't make much sense.I attempted to edit it,but I'm not happy with how that came out either. Read At Your Own Risk~

Ashley Rose was the daughter of two demons and Royal protector in Hellsfire,but when their house was destroyed and her parents were killed,she was taking in by hell's royal . Years later when she ends up being the devil's mate,Will she be able to cope with her past lose,give all her love,and ruler a kingdom or will things go up in flames and upon her death will her daughter be rule like her ancestors once did or will a prophecy kill her like it did her parents.

COMEBACKS! Whenever someone is treating you bad, it's time to take out this book and use some comebacks! Bring some sense into that person! Comebacks are hilarious and definitely bring that person back to earth! Highest Ranking: #117 in Humor// #19 in Random DISCLAIMER: We do not own these comebacks unless written! They all belong to the rightful owners. NOTE: These are not to be used offensively and are only for laughing matters! :) stel & sel

Alongside the normal world of humans lies the world of the shape shifters, chosen in their teens they undergo a ritual to which they adapt to become a shape shifter. The shape they become reflects their nature and is represented by a tattoo on their right forearms. Once a century, a shape shifter is chosen to be a dragon, leader of the shape shifters. Storm is an orphan after her parents died in a car crash and is chosen by the Saint Woman to join their ranks and finds out she has been chosen for an important role in the shape shifter society.