"Hey, wanna come over and give me that blow job?" "Ew no dude, who even are you!!??"

"Daddy..."

It was unexpected. No one expected it at all, especially Zayn, life sure is full of surprises. The unexpected surprise is, Zayn ends up falling in love with his sexy stalker.

"Zayn there's no puppy in there, that's a baby" [completed]

Zayn has been taught since birth that gay people end up in hell. It's never been a big deal to him until he goes off to uni and his room mate is a very attractive, openly gay man.

An exclusive excerpt from the first and only official book from ZAYN, available worldwide November 1st. Global superstar ZAYN shares a photographic journey of his life since leaving One Direction. ZAYN opens up with this collection of thoughts, inspiration, and never-before-seen personal photographs. After five years of massive success with One Direction, ZAYN launched his career as a solo artist with Mind of Mine, becoming one of the most successful artists in the world. Now, for the first time ever, ZAYN is going to tell and show all in this intimate and raw scrapbook of his life. Never-before-released photos give readers insight to ZAYN, no-holds-barred. Gorgeously designed with hundreds of full-color photographs and ZAYN's notes, drawings, song lyrics, and personal stories, the book captures ZAYN's most private moments and his candid feelings on fame, success, music, and life. The next chapter of ZAYN's evolution into global superstar, told by the artist who is living it. Pre-order ZAYN: http://zayn.at/book

Liam and Zayn on a ship. I ship it.

"I love you." "I loved you." {The Sequel of Snapchat}

In which Zayn makes the biggest mistake, by changing himself to someone he's not and is completely oblivious of his feelings for his best friend. **** Cover credit goes to @-bottomleeyum

"You don't like cliché? Everyone does." "That's the thing, innit, Liam? People like cliché, dreamy, non-existent stuff. I like realistic stuff." _ Zayn Malik. 18, Year 13 student. He's your typical good boy. Good grades. Perfect attendance. Loving family. Just an average life. But he was not a cliché 'nerd' as it were. Sometimes. He had a shy and reserved personality and never spoke much. Liam Payne. Soon-to-be 18. The new Year 13 student in Woodside High. Extremely handsome, confident and cheerful. Another good boy. Just the person everyone wants to be or be with. But he was not a cliché 'popular' either. What happens when views clash and a certain, shy boy in Liam's peer group always is the centre of his attention? Will there be a cliché ending for these not-so-cliché worlds? ziam high school au. . © _sincerelyJess_ All Rights Reserved.