Kim Namjoon is known as Brain Monster or The Working Machine due to his intellect. He has looks, the highest grades in his high school class, but no inspiration and an unclear future. Emotionally detached and unmotivated, Namjoon lives an unhappy and unsatisfied life. That is until a certain boy comes along. And Namjoon's cramped heart made room for one more. (WARNING: mention of suicide, anxiety, depression, and inappropriate use of language that may trigger certain people.)

Kim Namjoon is the ugliest professor at Bulletproof University... ...or so they thought. #96 in Fanfiction 170512 #1 in NamJin 170827 #4 in Yoonseok 171026 #1 in angst 180711 Managed to stay ranked #842 in Fanfiction for 19 days straight. 161106-25 #44 in BTS 180513 (Cross-posted to AO3)

New cover by @_Sugartae😍😍 You love jokes? Of course you do!! Looking for humour? Well here's Another joke book, to get your head into. Yep now that's what I'm talking about, enjoy this huge collection of Hilarious jokes that will literally have you roftl, please try not to break a rib. Warning these jokes are so funny you'll laugh so much and probably forget your name. Read at your own risk☠

{ COMPLETED } (02-12-23) THIS STORY IS SO OLD and written kinda poorly. but read it if you want lol. Otabek longs for something more then what his parents want him to do. He wants to venture out to sea with the person he loves and spend the rest of his life on wild adventures. Once he meets Yuri, a lost mermaid wishing for something more than life under the sea, his whole world changes. Will he be happy with the outcome. Or end up drowning in his life of sorrow and forced love. OTAYURI FAN FIC BASED OF LITTLE MERMAID Only a little though ;)

When Otabek was given his first assignment in the Introductory Carer Program, he naively assumed that his debut case would be an easy one. Instead, he was paired with Yuri Plisetsky, a boy who never left his house and was something of a mystery and a point of pain for his plethora of carers he'd chased away. Initially, Otabek was skeptic. Never before had he met somebody quite so difficult to get through to, but he wouldn't allow himself to be discouraged. He was going to help this sad soul and get to the bottom of what had caused his anguish. {infrequent mild language, non-explicit scenes of sexual content} [completed]

I tend to dabble in drawing sometimes... :/ I have dribbled over into collages... Honestly I'm a mess

simon gets a job at the castle and discovers a boy who's never stepped foot outside it. pastel/prince!harry & servant!simon

"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

Mackenzie thought she should never get out of that hellhole. She was in an orphanage where everyone hated her. When she was 13, her parents and her older brother left her to go travel the world. They never came back for her either. Her parents hated her and she never knew why. She finally gets adopted by her favorite people in the world, The Sidemen. She also gets reunited with her brother.

Exactly what the title says, the randomness of the random, straight from the deepest parts of the Internet, and my mind! Enjoy! *Warnings of some language, read at own risk*