Gwen was lucky enough to be blessed to work with the Almighty Tallest. Mainly getting them food and soda, but she took the job with pride. She always looked up to the Tallest, and admired their leadership. Never doubting a word they say. Until the day it all came crashing down. Zim, the most awful Irken in the history of the Empire, is sent to Earth, a mysterious planet, the Tallest sent him so they didn't have to deal with him. The Tallest decide to send what they say is their most trusted worker to Earth to watch closely on Zim, and see what they can do to make his job harder. Of course their most trusted worker is Gwen. Of course, she doesn't argue, and goes right away, of course after getting her own SIR Unit, Ivy, who seems to be like the 'advanced' one they gave Zim... I own nothing except for Gwen, and Ivy. All Rights Reserved.

As you all know, the beloved show, Invader Zim, has been canceled for eleven years and counting. But fear not, humans, there is hope! Though Zim, Dib, Gir, and every other crazy character from the show are gone, they are alive here--in our squeegly spooches. Just kidding, he's ALIVE!! MORE ALIVE THAN BEFORE!! He has come back to rule this planet in a book form! But beware, a new girl entered school. Will everyone be okay? Yeah, I'm sure they'll be perfectly squak-in-their-smoopsquizz-less. NOTICE: I don't own Zim, Dib, Gaz, Dr. Membrane, Mrs. Bitters, Torque, Gir/Bloody Gir, Mini-moose, etc. However, Sam, Silverfox, and Lian, etc. are mine. WARNING: This book is REALLY REALLY OLD. It was my first book so um yeah. May contain cliché stuff, may be confusing, etc. The first few chapters are... OKAY.... but in the middle it's just...... weird.... But read it anyway if you want to. :3 Also! This book contains some gore-ish stuff, so if you're a person with a weak stomach or you're very sensitive about blood, please read at your own discretion. Even though the gore is very little compared to horror books.

"Johnny the Homicidal Maniac (often abbreviated JtHM) is the first comic book by Jhonen Vasquez. The series tells the story of a young man named Johnny C. as he explores the psychological and possibly supernatural forces which compel him to commit a string of murders with which he always seems to get away." -Wikipedia All I did was take Jhonen's comics and rewrite them in story form. I don't own, nor do I claim to, any part of these stories whatsoever.

Membrane had a horrible expirament requiring a pizza cutter for the boys, but Gaz saved them. Without knowing, of course. Revenge ridden, Gazlene Membrane hates Zim and Dib beyond knowing. Yet, she saves their lives with just a press of a button. Without knowing, of course. In this Invader Zim fanfiction, Zim and Dib must learn what it's like to live as the other, learning more about the species of eachother than they ever even had. What happens, exactly? Why did I ask you that when only I know the answer? Invader Zim (C) Jhonen Vasquez

Princess Tia, is the Irken Empire's first official princess type, I guess... She's the daughter of the Almighty Tallest Red, and only acts how he wants her to act. To the Irken society (and Red), she is the perfect girl, but is that who she really is?

Short story I wrote for literature class. All you need to know inside. Title is a reference to the great Jhonen Vasquez.