The love story of Donald trump and Shrek

Love, tragedy, Trump.

Referee: And now without further ado now introducing the famous wrestler of all time in the universe the wrestler of disaster the guy who whooped Obama's butt Johnnnnnnn Cenaaaa (theme song) da nah nah daaaaaaa nah da nah da daaaaaaa vs the president who doesn't care about Hilary Clinton Donald trump (crowd boos) John:you can't see Me trump your about to get beat bye me John Cena Donald trump: Well John Cena I've heard that you kicked Obama's butt last night so I was hoping that I return the favor by beating you for the presidents oh and Kane he sucked good thing he sacrificed himself because he wasn't brave he was a woes. John Cena: growling

Donald Trump has never had a heart. Rumor has it that someone stole it when he was in his teens. Since then, he has always been a complete asshole. But everything changes when he meets a female, more straight then any other heterosexual out there. Her name was Ferrari Annabeth Lee Anderson Jones.