Funny Texts and Jokes

Just a bunch of funny texts and jokes. I've gotten them online and offline.

BANGTANARIOS 5

WASSUP ! WASSUP ! THIS IS BIGHIT EXCLUSIVE.. BTS!! FAPMONSTAH . JINK . JI-MEN . JHOE . BAE . AND WHO DO WE GOT HERE RIGHT NOW! SWAEGA . JUNGNOSE . ------- Book 5 of the weird crappy BTScenarios of Poitato.. can you keep up?

BANGTANARIOS 4

Leave or Live? The fooling with Bangtan's journey continues. (DONT TELL ME BYE BYE!) -shut up hobi. (YOU.. YOU NO FUNEU~ *leaves*)

BTS

here's a tip; don't read the beginning chapters, cause i used to be a kboo

Airplane - BTS Suga x Reader

Hit 100K views on 22.12.2016 Hit 1M views on 06.12.2020 Being on an airplane, okay, nothing special. But what if your bias sits down next to you? What if both, your bias and your bias wrecker, start taking you out on dates? Who would you choose?

Jin's Dad Jokes

❝Shit Seokjin Says❞ ; a jin pun a day makes you happy all day ; #1 in random // 170603 ; credits to the rightful owners for some of the translations Jin's Dad Jokes ©ultseoks 2016

❇awsome comebacks❇

yessss!!!!

Bts smuts lol

If your nasty for bts, you've come to the right place lol

Bts Imagines{COMPLETED}

‼️WARNING‼️ Some will have smut. If you aren't comfortable with any sexual content, I advise you not to read. Other than that....ENJOY!

bts scenarios

highest ranking; #11 fanfiction random things about bangtan boys. scenarios, imagines, and reactions. just for fun, please don't take anything seriously. if you don't read these kind of stuffs, please don't leave harsh comments. okay? okay. i do not own some of the scenarios so copyrights goes to their rightful owners...

i was wrong {min yoongi}

part one

My Playboy || Completed

"You will never see me as anything other than a playboy, right?" Started: 12/27/16 Ended: 03/26/17 Highest Rank: #2 in fanfiction (01/04/17) Credits for the cutest ass cover goes to @Jiminfication ❤️

Let's Get Things Straight | JiKook

"I'm straight! It's just that gay porn pays better."