Let Bumblestar show you how. A/N: Do not do this to cats you may happen to know. This book is just a spoof and a joke. In fact, don't do this to anybody. Except for Frost. You can do it to Frost, because nobody cares about Frost and whether she lives or not.

WELCOME TO THE SEQUEL OF 50 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF JAYFEATHER'S DEN! THIS IS BOOK TWO OF THE 50 WAYS WARRIOR STYLE!*** Firestar: *rolls eyes* great. Exactly what I wanted. Brambleclaw: GREAT I BET FIRESTAR WILL BE BETTER THAN STUPID OLD JAYFEATHER *picks up waffles* Firestar: *screech* ^^' anyways.. Have fun! ***ALL OF THESE ARE MINE PLEASE DO NOT STEAL

Read on for hilarious Zodiac scenarios and dramas!

Join me and characters from Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, and Artemis Fowl in one of the most dangerous (and stupid) games ever invented! Truth? Or Dare? Disclaimer: I own none of the characters except for Dawn. The rights go to J.K. Rowling, Eion Colfer, or Rick Riordan

***REQUESTS ON HOLD*** Helloooo ladies. So this is a random book of complaints I have about...Welp...being a girl. Helloooo curious boys. If I were you I wouldn't read this. You cannot unsee crazy girl things. I'm sorry if boys (or girls, though I don't see why) find anything I say offensive. The main purpose is to make you laugh. Not to offend anyone. Highest Ranking: #1 in Humor Highest Ranking: #1 in Random Note: This Book Has Changed Categories (unfortunately) Due To The Wattpad Guidelines This book is updated almost everyday.

Ever wondered what Clan you would like to be in? What your name would be after you finished your apprenticing? Well this back has it all! (Or hopefully anyways...) Who of the three would you be? Which leader was your favourite? Read the book and find out! ^-^ ~Crystal~

Ask Lionblaze Hollyleaf & Jayfeather questions! Unrelated to sticks because Lionblaze took it and now Jayfeather is sad.

A BAD BOY STOLE MY BRA is published and no longer available on Wattpad. It is available in multiple languages, including English, French, German, Italian and Indonesian as paperback and e-book internationally. It is also available as an adaptation on the app Episode - 'It Started With a Bra.' This copy has the first 3 chapters ONLY. SPIN OFF SEQUEL (Same characters): The Anti Delinquent System is fully available on Wattpad! It follows Chase's love story, with large amounts of Riley, Alec, Joe, Violet and Dylan! Picture this: You wake up in the middle of the night, swamped in your star wars covers and completely and utterly groggy to the extent that you look like something from the Monsters Inc. movie. You hear a sound, so you sit up and turn your lamp on, and that's when you see it. Your new neighbour, clambering halfway through your window (Still managing to look like some sort of a Greek god, I may add) holding your MICKEY MOUSE BRA. What do you do? Well, you scream obviously. Then what? Why, you get revenge of course. Romance #1 Humour #3 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED Cover and Official Trailer made by @moonxriver

CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN!

Anything about your zodiac sign! It might be spot on or totally different, who knows? What is your sign? (I get a lot of these from Tumblr, I don't take credit for any of them.) I will try an update every week, 3 to 4 times a week, depending on how I am feeling. I am a Gemini!!