"It's wingardium leviOsa, not leviosAAH". What happens when you mispronounce a spell? A mistake, of course. You could grow a man wings with a simple healing spell. You could make his clothes set on fire by trying to casting Rictusempra, a tickling spell. But what would happen if you mispronounced the killing spell? This is exactly what Wormtail had done, hardly over a year ago. He thought he killed Cedric Diggory, the same thing that Harry Potter was so sure of when he was spoken to by his ghost. Even his father, Amos Diggory, buried a son he thought to be dead. But something happened. Something that shouldn't have happened but did. Cedric Diggory arose from his grave, as a vampire turned as one by untraditional means. He ran away, as far away as he could, knowing that Voldemort would follow him, just like he did with Harry. He had painfully abandoned his previous life and adopted a new name and a new family. A whole new life, not as a wizard boy but as a strange vampire with an American accent. But the unprecedented meeting with Harry Potter in Forks shattered his new life and forced him to face the inevitable return of his past and future. What will happen to him and his family? Will Voldemort seek after him too? Moreover, what will happen to Renesme? This little story was never meant to happen... (And it never did... did it?)

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I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. If you like Harry Potter and memes this is your book! Laugh (and maybe cry) at the brilliant Harry Potter memes and things the world has come up with. (Warning: cursing and dirty jokes are probably going to be involved) Mischief Managed.

An incident changes Bella Swan's life forever, forcing her to uproot her life in sunny Phoenix and move away. A few years later she ends up in the small town of Forks where she meets the mysteriously beautiful Cullen family. They are a family with as many secrets as herself.

"When will you accept me?'' Lucian murmured against my skin. The wonderful feeling only grew as he stepped closer, the thick muscles between our layers of clothing pressing against my back. He dipped his head. I could feel his lips against my ear when he spoke. "When, Victoria? I am tired of fighting with you. I know you want me just as much as I want you. Admit it." I couldn't. "Admit it, Victoria!'' Lucian's voice went deep when he raised it. Goosebumps prickled my entire body as he whirled me around so that we were face-to-face. I exhaled softly, hating the dominant position he had over me. Lucian wretched my chin up. His eyes were burning with a lustful smolder. "No." Oh, I would definitely get myself killed tonight. I knew my defiance was angering him further but saying I wanted Lucian would mean I was accepting defeat. And I didn't do that. Love was a game and I was determined to win it.

My name is Tide. I'd love to say hi and all, but if I tell you my location two very bad things could happen. First, someone who isn't really on my list of favorite people might find the information. Then, they would hunt us down and try to use our powers to take over the world and other maniacal things. Yeah, not so fun. However, I'd like it if people knew how things really happened. You may see things on the news, and they may sound bad, but trust me, this is the real story. Because I'm an Elemental. And somebody needs to set the record straight.* [Action #101] [Fantasy #2] :: cover credit goes to the lovely ATXNNA :: *heyo so this book is pretty old, some (a lot of) spelling mistakes, some (a lot of) plot holes, but if you're looking for some fast paced action and some sarcasm and some cliche romance you should honestly just go to the second book but yeah, this has got that, just with, you know, the glaring faults in the story line. Just a warning.

Ella is bella swans cousin. They where inseparable until a family disagreement. She's back in forks when her mom, dad, and sister have been murdered. She has a few suprizes up her sleve once she gets there. She captures the hearts of one handsome vampire and one epic rockstar. But will she be able to control her secret once she becomes famous? Read and find out WARNING!! There will be some R-rated scenes, be offended all you want, I don't care. ......... Cover by:Ally_luvs_RinOkumura

Abby is your normal seventeen year old girl. She loves music, drawing and photography but Abby HATES twilight. So what happens when after being forced to watch twilight, she gets sucked into a world with vampires and werewolves, the world she HATES? Will she find her way home? Will she stay there? What happens when a vampire falls for her? Let alone the one she hates the most. Will she fall for him to?