Princess Jamielle Cruz-Schruzterz ♕ -A high profile Bitch. She is said to have a very "Angelic Face" but deep inside her? There's a "Demon" just waiting to be revealed. \ ♥♡♠♤♣♧◆◇♞♘♟♙♜ ♚♛♔♕ - LazyLiza18

Now available as Audiobook on Audible India. Spring. It's the season to love, share, and find happiness. But for Tyler? Not really. To her, it's just another long boring holiday season going back home. Spending her spring break lazing around the home, doing homework, getting up to date with all her favorite TV shows, and baking endless amounts of cakes. What she didn't expect is for her mother to rent out their house for the break. And to none other than her school's swimming team. Suddenly Tyler finds herself surrounded by four, hot and gorgeous, forever half-naked guys and she can't help but think that this year her spring break would suck. Or not. And with her mother in full-on match-making mode, something is bound to happen. [Highest Rank: #1 in Humor] [Wordcount: 150,000-200,000 words]

"You just don't belong in my world, Jasey." *** Jasey Eldridge didn't expect to have a good senior year. She knew it would be rough with all the complications in her life. Living with her two brothers and dad, Jasey was used to rough. But she didn't expect it to come in bad boy form. When Jasey loses her bandana, the bad boy doesn't want to give it back. So, she decides to get it back herself. Sneaking into strangers' windows wasn't really a normal thing for her and her amateur ninja skills. Will she succeed in whisking away her special bandana or will she also whisk away a few hearts while she's at it?

"You're so lame." Alexander comments as he walks into the kitchen. "Shut up, I don't care." I scoff as I continue to make myself a sandwich. "You know, maybe guys will notice you more once you stop wearing your father's clothes." He teases and at that moment, I turn around to face him and give him a fuming glare. "Leave me alone." I hiss through gritted teeth before storming out of the kitchen, leaving behind my sandwich. ✕❤︎✕❤︎✕❤︎ A 16 year old girl named Courtney is not your average teenager. She buys her clothes from the men's section and only has two friends. But not for long. Her mother gets proposed by a wealthy man and she is forced to live with the school's biggest player. Unfortunately for her, he doesn't know how to mind his own business...unless he's with a girl. 1 girl, 1 boy, 1 marriage, 1 confusing relationship. ✕❤︎✕❤︎✕❤︎ ©2015, Kim Herz

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

Sarcastic comebacks