The story of Sanders is a great retelling of how the most amazing sub in the world came to be. Note- Some of this stuff was made up and names were given anonymously (kind of). Enjoy!!!

Uniammechicamesnakesaurusrex (pronounced unihammechicamesnakesaurusrex) was a bodygaurd for Barack Obama. Standing at 3 inches tall, and weighing 14 pounds, he is the ideal size for a bodyguard. He and Barack were great friends. They were such good friends that Barack promised the next day he would go mini-golfing with Uniammechicamesnakesaurusrex. The next day came, and Barack was playing chess with his daughter. He was so immersed in his game that he forgot about mini-golf. Uniammechicamesnakesaurusrex wanted his revenge...