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"Don't sit next to me." "Why not?" "I'm ugly." "Nice to meet you ugly, I'm blind."

in which an innocent young girl is mistakenly given the wrong number of a pizza place- and instead of calling the pizzeria down the road, accidentally dials a phone sex operator's hotline instead.

cute little pics of things Calum and his wife post on Instagram

Book #1 in the Professor Series

"no, michael, i'm too fat to have an eating disorder!" trigger warning - started: 18th of july 2016. completed: 13th of march 2017.

~12:03 am~ To: "sex god" Mikey i wish we could meet. ~12:07 am~ From: "sex god" Mikey one day, we will. Sequel: Connected

His one night stands never leave him. ✖️ dark!luke {lophie short story} ©loudluke

✖️A collection of Dark!Luke horror fics I've written✖️ ✖️RED RUM My boyfriend, Luke, has a secret. Maybe it has something to do with the blood on his shirt and the knives in his bag. ✖️DADDY'S DAYJOB In which a single father will do absolutely anything in his power to make sure that his children are happy... no matter what it takes. ✖️THE MASK MAKER "A pretty little girl like you shouldn't have to wear a costume for Halloween. A beautiful face like that doesn't deserve to be covered up by a mask... It deserves to be one." ✖️DOCTOR, PLEASE LISTEN Does he know? Does he know that I know what's going on? Are any of them going to check if the anaesthetic worked? The closer he's getting, the more my heart's beating. I'm awake. I'm awake. He has no idea I'm awake. ✖️3AM There's a reason you shouldn't wake up at 3am. Dark!Luke fics/short stories. {Lophie} [There's like, a few smutty chapters in this book, and a couple violent ones. You've been warned]. ©loudluke

"Did you know ciggarets kill?" "Didnt your parents teach you to mind you own business?" 28/11/16 to