Do you love RiceGum? So much that it hurts? Well... this is the solution for you! *JOKE BOOK, IT MAY BE OFFENSIVE*

In the late 19 century, London, stands a prestigious all-boys prep school. Weston college. Though for one student.. Things aren't very simple..

See that? Yup, that is Sebastian aka. one hell of a butler Michaelis in the mirror. ♥ WARNING: Please read with caution as reader may be subjected to major blood loss via nosebleeding. ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ FEATURING *drumroll* ✔Naruto Shippuden ✔ Black Butler ✔Kuroko No Basuke ✔One Piece ✔Danganronpa ✔Ouran High School Host Club ✔ Vampire Knight ✔Tokyo Ghoul ✔ Pokemon ✔Soul Eater ✔Bleach ✔Death Note ✔Attack On Titan ✔Haikyuu! ✔Prince Of Tennis ~ ✔Hetalia ~ ✔ Mob Psycho 100 ✔ Yuri On Ice!!! ✔ Yandere Simulator ✔Durarara! ~ ✔Fairy Tail ~ ✔Free! ~ ✔Tokyo Ghoul ~ ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ MAJORITY OF THESE PICK UP LINES HERE ARE NOT MINE 🙅❌ Coz I ain't that smooth :') some of them are yes, but most are not ^_^ thank you! and enjoy ~

candie najimi : I think you made the wrong noise , me : I deeeeeeeeed noooooooooooooooooot cheese macaroni , candie : umm....... I'm done here , me : wait doooooooooont leeeeeeeeev , candie : I think Ima just leave , me : waiiiiiiiiiitttttttt come back peeeeeeeeeees DA EEEEEEND

Everything and anything about your zodiac sign whether it be stereotypes Or real accurate facts, Who knows? What is your sign? I tried to be all deep and shit but it didn't work :/ *~Some are from Tumblr and some I made up myself~*

Toby Rogers doesn't often feel a bit of affection towards anything or anybody, until he meets his match. He soon finds himself head over heels for another killer that doesn't seem to feel the same way. Tobi will now have to work his charm to see if he can get the girl's heart as his own. Will it work out? Keep reading to find out the fate of these lovers. *Ticci Toby x Clockwork romance*