This is a story every cry baby can relate to whether you're sipping from a sippy cup or eating milk and cookies.

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

Don't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die! Hope you all can relate :3 Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your eyelids so you can't blink!) All rights reserved. Highest ranking in ranking: #20 12/31/15 YAAAS :D @JakePatt ofc for the cover c; tysmm

Don't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your eyelids so you can't blink!) All rights reserved. AWESOME COVER by the one and only @JakePatt Highest ranking: 1 6/18/16 EFWNJHWIU H YAS

I'm not in love with Nick. I'm not. Do I like Nick? Of course! He's Sam's boyfriend. Why wouldn't I like my best friend's boyfriend? Do I like him in an inappropriate way? Ugh. No! Stop. That would make me a horrible friend. Oh god. That would make me a horrible friend.

Hello, my name is Ciel Phantomhive. I was asked by my dear friend, Prince Soma, to make an 'Ask Ciel' Fair warning, I had no intent of ever making this... And if no one asks questions or dares, then I will end the book. Thank you and have a wonderfully hellish day. *light bow* Sebastian, let's go...

Ask Ciel Phantomhive~ ✓

Hello, My name is Sebastian. Upon my master's behalf I am ordered to ask, or answer any ridiculous questions one might have. Thanks and have a great day. ~S.M. Feel free to ask anything. ~C.P. I have made a second ' Ask Sebastian ' please comment on there.

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