Star Wars belongs to the rightful property. These images included have been copied from google images. Everything belongs to rightful owners, I did not make these, unless stated otherwise. The humour of Star Wars. Warning: May contain strong language.

Look, I get it, I'm famous. I am now giving you the opportunity to ask the many, many questions I'm sure you have for the captain who made the Kessle Run in less than 12 parsecs. And before you ask, yeah kid, I did shoot first.

"I know you were once Anakin Skywalker, my father..." "That name no longer has any meaning to me." Anakin Skywalker is in for an eye-opening experience when he is thrown 23 years into the future to witness what his deeds will do to the galaxy... Now it's up to his supposed children and their Rebellion to defeat the Empire and hopefully save their father in the long run... [winner of best plot set within star wars and best completed book in @starwarscommunity's fanfic awards] I DO NOT OWN STAR WARS. ALL RIGHTS TO THE CHARACTERS BELONG TO THEIR RESPECTFUL OWNERS, LUCASFILM, GEORGE LUCAS, AND DISNEY.

You love jokes? I know...Star Wars jokes? Now that's what I'm talking about!

Here is a list of things to trigger your Star Wars loving fangirl. Because why die of natural causes when you can die by a plastic lightsaber?