Blonde Jokes :) if you think they're funny, you can tell them to your friends :)

BEWARE: Randomness. Just lots of Harry Potter conversations. Sit back and relax and don't forget your hot chocolate!

*I do not own Harry Potter. The Harry Potter world and its characters all belong to JK Rowling. I do not own these songs nor do I own the lyrics. All of these songs and lyrics belong to different artists that can be found in the video links.* Will update this whenever I can get the free time. Expect more lovely songs to come, though! :D

This is just a fun...blurb I guess. It is my idea of online chats between all of the Harry Potter characters, if they had instant messaging. I claim no rights to any characters.

Warning: This can be very awkward and random and of course, hilarious. Read at your own risk. :P

If you want a comeback for someone who is taking the micky out of you, you will find it in here. Everything in here is not entirely mine. Enjoy xoxo

Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

The Mortal Instruments is the best series ever! These are just some of the many awesome quotes from the series. If you haven't read it, then these quotes are still hilarious but they'd make more sense if you read the books :)