If you're bored on Wattpad this is your cure! *Dramatic music playing in background* DUN DUN DUN DUUUUNNN! Completely Useless Facts is here to save the day!

Just a book of random Awkward Moments

A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

This is the best dictionary ever. Enjoy.

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The title says it all. I'll just be writing random crap and weirdness in here when I'm bored. Like right now. LATER!!!! ~VIOLET~

I did not come up with these jokes I found them on the Internet Written by Angelina !! Funny jokes. Read and vote