This is a really fucked up crack fan fiction. Just a warning. This is all a joke...uh, don't get offended by any of this, I guess? Mikasa, Armin, and Levi are in love with Eren. They all really want to fuck him.

Headcanons. Why? Just for fun.

Armin's whole life he knew he wanted to be a boy. He was tired of getting called the wrong pronouns and being treated as something he wasn't... But when he tried to be true to himself he was taunted, teased, pushed around... Verbally abused and physically . Armin didn't have anyone to protect him, he didn't know who or where his parents were and his grandfather had passed away. He refused to go into any kind of foster care and has some how managed to make enough money to live in a small run down home located near the ocean that was truly his only friend... Now he has a job at a nearby Marine Life Rescue Center, doing the one thing he truly loved which was caring for sea life. For Armin's whole life he's felt alone and lost...but now- now someone has managed to find their way into his heart and their name is Eren Jaeger.