Elizabeth Blackburn is the perfect young girl...for an action movie. Don't let her pointy spectacles and mismatched socks fool you. This scholarship student will strangle you to death if it means keeping her place at Star Lake Private High. It's a mystery as to why the popular Vincent Richardson ends up publicly confessing to her. It's an even greater mystery as to why he continues to chase her after she rejects him. But one thing's for sure: there's no way either of them are caving in first. 10 Reasons not to Fall in Love: a hilarious and entertaining adventure which proves that there really is no such thing as "rational" when it comes to romance.

Her name is Sorrel. It’s Cherokee or something. First name: Shelby; middle name: Sorrel. I called her “squirrel.” While the other guys were falling head over heels into her large, fawn eyes, I avoided them. She was practically a liberal hippie. Bohemian linen pants, deep brown hair skimming her waist, floral canvas backpack. Different. Come sophomore year and the flood gates of hell opened - never had English been so difficult. So like a twist of fate, I found Sorrel sitting next to me and like any logical person, I took advantage of my resources - the girl was practically Ralph Waldo Emerson trapped in the body of a teenage girl. Then I fell; I fell hard. I fell for her laugh that sounded like a dying walrus. I fell for her crooked teeth. I fell for her Nesquik eyes that had hints of green trapped in the spectrum. “Forever,” she’d whisper. But forever isn’t tangible. This an anecdote of my first heartbreak. It’s a story about love; not a love story.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

(Previously known as Facebook Crush? - Unedited version) It started out with a friend request. Violet didn't plan to fall in love-especially through Facebook, but she couldn't help but be drawn to his sweet personality-and those mesmerizing brown eyes of his. But everything had a price and happiness couldn't last forever. Join Violet and Noah on an adventure of a lifetime, as they experience many firsts-including loss. Paperback now available on Barnes&Noble, Amazon and Book Depository! Ebooks is now available on Barnes&Noble, and ibooks! *Published by Crowdscribed* *Wattys 2012 Special Award: Jawdropping Scene winner* *Featured story (6/30/15)* *Promoted story for Lays Wavy (9/24/15)*

❝You have to understand that someday I can't just say hello to you to risk another goodbye. ❞

The game to get lost, and be found. • • • "I left New York because I felt that I had lost something. I believed that this was a way for me to find out what that something was and what I needed to do to get it back." • • • Annie Stevenson was done with New York City. She was tired of always ending up at the bottom and she was ready to move on from her painful past in the Big Apple. With the previous year coming to a close, Annie saw it as a golden opportunity to start fresh in a new city with a new goal. Resolving to lose herself in a new place and forget her troubles, Annie heads to London, where she tries to find something that she lost long ago on her rise to the top.