the misadventures of (y/n) (jjba villains X weird reader)
"hello, 911 what's your emergency" "yeah hey can you help me, there's seven strange men in my house" "alright don't panic can you tell me what they look like" "yeah, one looks like a priest, another seems to be wearing a thong, and..... wait a minute.... is that David Bowie?" I'm gonna have great fun writing this...