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British female sleuth, Daisy Dunlop, thinks she's found her dream job. Too bad she has to work with her worst nightmare, private investigator Solomon Liffey. They've barely spoken since he took her husband's request to keep her safe far too literally and handcuffed her to the kitchen sink. Solomon has no interest in babysitting a new partner, especially this one. The woman's a bleedin' liability. She has no concept of danger and could flirt for England at the next Olympics. As if that isn't bad enough, she has a habit of sticking her nose in where it's not wanted, including into Solomon's very private life. Determined to keep Daisy safely out the way, Solomon sets her the task of finding a missing person. Her investigations land her in the middle of his case. Bullets fly, bombs explode, and the number of murder victims keeps rising. When Solomon goes missing, the tables are turned. Now his future is in Daisy's hands.

From online entertainment pioneer, actress, and “queen of the geeks” Felicia Day, You’re Never Weird on the Internet (Almost) is a funny, quirky, and inspiring memoir about her unusual upbringing, her rise to internet stardom, and embracing her weirdness to find her place in the world. From Felicia: "The heart of my story is that the world opened up for me once I decided to embrace who I am—unapologetically. My story demonstrates that there’s no better time in history to have a dream and be able to reach an audience with your art. Or just be as weird as you want to be and not have to be ashamed. That lesson’s just as legit." Share how you #embraceyourweird in the comments of each excerpt! And visit www.feliciadaybook.com to pre-order your copy of the book, enter to win an Embrace Your Weird Prize Pack, and find Felicia on her book tour.

Before you judge me and my parents, Officer, I hope you'll realize that we were pushed to our limits. Some people are just, well, they're jerks. A domestic comedy of passive-aggression, gardening, birding, and a hot El Camino. Thank you for reading this Wattpad (formerly) Featured Story!

Karoline is an outcast; shy, book nerd, everything that Jake Atkins is not. But for some reason, he falls for her, as does she. That all changes the day that drunk driver ruined Karoline's life and took Jakes. Karoline has nothing, until her and Caleb, the neighbor, become closer. but weird things start happening, lights flickering, doors slamming... could it possibly be Jake coming back for Karoline? Maybe the universe is on their side.

No, Sofie's NOT actually crazy. Well, not the insane, mental kind of crazy. More like the hyper, weird crazy.

*Cover by the talented @aramey Anna Williams didn't think much of a few weeks away with her family and her best friend. Staying in Blaiswhite Manor in a small village seemed bad enough, but her life is torn to shreds when she finds out the manor is home to a ruthless ghost. Who and what will she and her friend, Lily, encounter on their journey? Step into the minds of different characters and witness the story and traumatising events unfold before your very eyes. Deaths, hauntings, romance and plot twists. Watch as relationships form and break apart inside this action-packed novel that will make your blood curdle. {COMPLETED} *Language is used for emphasis in the story and do not reflect the author's character*

Set in the savage, primordial world of the The Walking Dead, the new original short story "A Fork in the Road" by Jay Bonansinga, the New York Times bestselling author of The Walking Dead: Invasion, tells the tale of one person's epic quest to escape their fate in Alexandria, Virginia. The only problem is, nobody leaves the ranks of the violent gang known as the Saviors and lives to tell about it. The struggle to flee the clutches of this group and find peace among the ruins of northern Maryland leads the reader directly into the heart of darkness. And like most stories set in this terrifying world, things in the end are not at all what they seem. Inspired by Skybound and Scopely's The Walking Dead: Road to Survival, the official mobile game for Robert Kirkman's popular comic series, The Walking Dead. Play for free now on the App Store and Google Play.

I've decided that my life is too weird, crazy and hilarious to be left alone and not shared with anymore except for my friends and family, plus the occasional haters who can suck my dog's hypothetical dick. Anyway, read on and tell me what you think. An update everyday for now since the first term is gonna be over in two days! Could life get any better? And yes, Life, that is a challenge.