"Kiss me." He choked on his drink, gawking over at you instantly, "HUH?!" "You know, mouth to mouth action, maybe a little tongue if you're lucky," you piped grinning smugly. He looked like he had just got hit so far up between his legs as his expression grew pained. "Please tell me you're joking," he said breathless. You grinned, "of course I'm joking." His brows jumped at that as he let out a breathy laugh of relief. "Ahh! Y/N! Not cool." He was smiling as he went in for another sip of his red crush slurpee. You timed your next remark well, smiling like an idiot. "I was joking about the mouth to mouth part," you stated quick, "now your mouth on another set of my lips..." You trailed off and laughed loudly when you practically saw red crush pour out of Jungkook's nostrils. He had snorted the drink. ------------------------ Being set up on a date is hard as it is. But being set up on a date where the boy you're with loves your best friend is even harder-and trust me, being bubbly, cute, and incredibly hilarious doesn't work on him either...but on the other members it certainly does. ------------- (PG-13 for the most part, I'll try my best with warnings if things get a little out of hand aha but hopefully it won't get too explicit) ------------- Cover was made by the sweetest, @BABYGIRLSANA on wattpad! Thank you so much Liz!!

Funny dirty pick up lines and love qoutes.

Your parents didn't love you because of your ugliness. Neither did the people around you. You had no friends to rely on either. Your mom and dad sent you to live in Korea with your grandparents whom you loved with all of your heart. Despite the bullying and torments that were being thrown your way you still manage to live a happy life in Korea. After saving Emily (a bully) she manages to make a new friend, plus 13 others. As a thank you gift, Emily dolls you up for a school fundraiser that auctions students in return for cash. No one has ever seen you looked so beautiful but when they did, everyone was in awe. There was one person you couldn't fall for, and that was Vernon. But he happens to bid on you. Keep on reading to see what happens when a shy, quiet heartthrob meets an ugly girl. What will people say about their relationship?