three girls. five guys. bad jokes. one awful parody. "I seriously could not put this book down." -A person whose hands were glued to this book, even though it's impossible considering this is virtual. "The best wattpad story I've ever read!" -Somebody who just learned how to read and has only read one wattpad story in their life. ❀ WARNING ❀ omg don't read this plz it's embarrassing uGH This book is not serious at all. It's a One Direction fanfic parody. Or, as I like to call it, 'The Queen Book of all Carroty Fanfics'. It's idiotic and stupid and silly and cliche because all I want to do is put a smile on your face and make you shake your head at how dumb it is. If you want to read something that's actually well written, I don't recommend this! also there's lots of cussing in this oops :) xx

*****COMPLETE**** Jannet is a normal 18 year old girl.One day as she is walking home at night she hears screams and follows the sound.Finally she come face to face with four boys . Was it a good idea to follow the screams or not?Will she fall for one of the boys?What secrets will be revealed? Read to find out.

Imagine watching a movie with Zayn Malik, and things get a little bit dirty... You have a life together! But worse comes to worst.... You're sick. Or are you?

Ever hoped to be retweeted by a famous person ? Or followed by a famous person ? Even speak to a famous person ? Gee all this talk about a famous person...what if this 'person was from a world famous boyband? What is if this boyband was called 'One Direction'? NAAAAHHH !! pft as if..that's all just a fantasy babe. You wish....but you know what they say. Sometimes wishes do come true... Well this was the case for Aria. She LOVED one direction. She would tweet them all the time..she would watch their video diaries and hundred of interviews they have done. Yes. She was an obssessed child.. But she waited the day for them to retweet her. Or even follow her. That was one of her only wishes. For one direction to acknowledge her presence to some extent. Finally one day her wish had come true. 1/5 of one direction actually tweeted her. Who knew that one tweet would change her life?

Official Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEWJW9cJiNw&feature=youtu.be Ordinary girl? She used to be. Lynne Rose used to have a normal life, directioner, soon to be starting university. Until a certain dark eyed boy came into her life and flipped it all around. What happens when you get the chance to have Zayn Malik himself message you on kik. Lynne used to know Zayn when they were younger before X-factor, before One Diretion. While talking Zayn and Lynne got a little dirty and were sexting each other. One day faith puts them both in the same place and now their in this crazy adventure together. They'll have to face love, hate, pain, heartbreak and sadness. Just follow their adventure when it all started with a kik.

"when you said your last goodbye i died a little bit inside i lay in tears in bed all night alone without you by my side but if you loved me why'd you leave me?" chapters in the beginning may be carroty, they were written in 2012. COMPLETED, SEQUEL COMING NOVEMBER/DECEMBER 2014.