"I cant even think straight But I can tell You were just with her And I'll still be a fool Cause I'm a fool for you," Updates every Friday Thanks to @vibrantlysassy for the cover

Read at your own RISK! When your best friend has a girlfriend - who evidently seems to be a reclaimed version of Regina George, what do you do? You obviously get a boyfriend, and not just any victim, no. You nail the boy she's being drooling over for years. But in this unique tale of first love, Kendall Hastings and Ash Parker will have to get to grips with the fact that love is a whirlwind romance. [WARNING Some parts are based on true story] Cover by @foreveryoung_09 This is a Copy write notice. All Prosecutors will be charged All rights reserved Copyright © 2014 JessicaBrooks_

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Serena Davidson leads two lives. At school, she's a morbidly obese, stupid, nerdy, bitchy, slutty, and a teacher's pet. But at home she's the scrawny vegetarian pushover. What would possess someone to wear a fat suit every day? And what happens when someone finds out?

Nikki Devron is not your average teenager. In school she is Lana Pageant, the nerd who everyone picks on. In real life she is one of the most famous actresses in the world, known for her beauty and acting skills. But there is one problem, being one of the most famous people in the world she never gets a break from everything in her acting life. She disguises herself at school as Lana Pageant, she keeps her head down and stays under the radar at all times. But suddenly her life takes a turn; bringing on three hot, popular boys, new movies, parties, english projects and model best friends. Can she keep it all up or will all the stress build up inside her until she can't take it? Warning: Includes swearing. Awesome cover by @Lord_Tommo #8 in Humor - 13/9/2016 Copyright © 2016 - DeadlyRedhead

Romance -#183 [06-04-15] ♥ "I have never killed a girl before, it has been with me like a rule. You know, never to kill or hit a girl. Do you want that to change... princess?" He growls as he presses his face dangerously close, so close that his skin is pressed against my ear. The hairs on his moustache prick my skin like little needles as his hot breath run chills down my spine. "No. Please... don't! It hurts..." I cry as a single, silent tear slides down my cheek. My heart feels as if it will burst out of my chest any second now. His nostrils flare as he takes a deep breath before opening his eyes, which stare intensely at me."Will. You. Tell. Anyone?" He slowly hisses every word into my ear as if it means something that I don't know. "No, I promise... I won't. Just please... I beg you to stop." I cry, closing my eyes and biting my lip to stop myself from bursting into tears. "Good girl." He speaks unusually calm, has he done this to other people before? "I know who you are and I don't care, you just better not open your mouth to anyone, otherwise I will finish the job properly next time." He spits at me, turning away and leaving me stranded. ♥ Adrian Armstead is quiet but is known to be the cities big "bad boy" who doesn't let anyone get into the way of his life whilst Angel Heavens is the total opposite. Angel is the girl everyone wants to be, though however, she doesn't know it. Not only is her name angelic, she is vibrant and has a bubbly personality that can make anyone love her. Angel's life looks like it is perfect and her only life goal is to live up to her families expectations. Everything in her life seems like it is going well but that is until she meets Adrian, the hidden son of the world's most well-known criminal and the most handsome boy of the city, who changes her life in a way that she is left with no words. The question she has yet to answer is if this is the change she wanted. ♥ Is Our Love a Crime? © All rights reserved

Bronte Davis is Worthington High's sweetheart. With a charismatic and loveable personality and a drive to help anyone and everyone, it's easy to understand just why everyone loves her. That is, everyone except Blake Parker; the school's rude and arrogant bad boy. But even that's not hard to understand why. While Blake is mean, cruel and egotistical, Bronte is kind, helpful and humble. So what happens when Bronte is forced to stay at Blake's house since her parents are off on a work trip around Africa? Well, with Bronte's sudden determination to befriend the arrogant Bad Boy, you can only imagine all the different possibilities. Yes, all the possibilities that involve the two ripping each other's throats out, that is. With late night conversations, ruthless pranks, constant bickering and secrets that are yet to unfold, its a miracle the two haven't killed each other... yet. Then again, opposites do attract. ▲ ▲ ▲ Cover made by @jeoneunkiko

I love the players. He loves the game. (CONFUSING-THIS IS MY FIRST BOOK SO IT SUCKS. WARNING. ONLY ON WATTPAD FOR NOSTALGIC PURPOSES. Written and completed on June 2012. Rewritten version now available on my profile called 'The Accidental Partner') #69 in Humour and #100 in Romance Important Note: Readers are wondering why I will be revising/remaking this book. It is because I regard my novel with a critical but not cruel eye, for it is a work of my one-and-only imagination and deserves to be made even better.

(COMPLETED) Charlotte Summers is the last virgin in her school; a school where taking virginity is a sport. The sport has five main contenders: Tyler Bradshaw, the mysterious bad boy; Alec Jennings, the all-star athlete; Ian Jameson, the cocky rich guy; Beckett Cartwright, the renowned genius; and Lucas Chandler, her best friend. With all these guys determined to win the title of the Virginator, will Charlotte make it out alive with her virginity? tumblr link for pictures: http://thelastvirginstanding.tumblr.com/ Cover by @WeAreAHurricane [#4 Teen Fiction / #4 Humor]