Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

After a particularly terrible experience with her adoptive father and a few drinks, Rebecca Harrison finds her much-needed escape from reality in her soon-to-be biology teacher. When the two meet again at the beginning of the school year, neither know what to make of the situation. But their conflict with each other is no match for the conflict Rebecca faces with her adoptive father, and the two soon find themselves developing a relationship that tests both of their willingness to let others in. For entirely different reasons, they find themselves pushing each other away. Until they realize that their reasons aren't so different at all. This story is girlxgirl, teacherxstudent, and it deals with topics such as abuse, alcoholism, and suicide. It's my best work but it can be depressing at times & may be triggering to some. [Editing on-going, Sequel - TBD]

The Sequel to Rebel Heart It was the first time in four years, Gabrielle Ervy stepped foot in her father's mansion. She looked around and felt nostalgic, remembering the first time she was here five years ago. The familiar feeling of home slowly crept its way to her now closed and cold heart. Her lips formed a weak smile as she sucked in cold air and set her gaze straight. She cleared her thoughts of anything, of someone in particular and walked inside. She had a reason why she's back and surely it had nothing to do with rekindling relationships. She had a goal and she won't let anything or anyone hinder that. Her poor heart was long buried four years ago and there was no way resurrecting it. Or maybe she hasn't known it yet.

REBEL HEART Luxury never made me happy. It's just a distraction from this solitary world, only filling the shallow holes and never satiating the emptiness deep in my soul. At the end of the day, after the fleeting feeling of happiness had gone, I still find myself craving for something, aching for one thing that could make me whole. Million dollar question is: What could that be? Could it be something I don't have? Could it be someone I've never met? My name's Gab and I was sent to Chicago to fulfill my Uncle's wish and somehow escape this predicament. Then I ask myself, will I find it here? Do all roads take you to the right places? And in the event of finding it, will it make me whole, complete or even happy?

What would you do if someone was to tell you that you are an alien? Would you feel upset? Surprised? Or perhaps scared? Well all of those would work, except the girl that received the news didn't exactly know who or what she was. Read her adventure as she learns to live, breathe, and be an alien while retaining her human side.

Alena Langley has always believed that life in another planet exists. But what she didn't expect was that an alien would visit her anytime soon. On a bright starry night while Alena was looking at the constellations, something big fell from the sky. It turned out to be a spaceship, opening in front of her, revealing a pale girl about her age, the latters skin glowing radiantly, beautifully in the dark. As Alena gazed into the gorgeous girls eyes that reflected the sun with its orange color, she knew in her heart that life would never be the same again.

21 year old Quinn Tucker, best FBI agent ever, never thought things would end up this bad. She was never supposed to fall in love. She never thought she'd fall for a girl. What makes it worse, the girl is the daughter of the enemy. Quinn was assigned to go undercover and bring down the city's most powerful mob boss, Robby Daniels. She earns his trust, and gets close to his daughter, Vivian Daniels. What starts out as hate, leads to respect, turned to something more. Jason, one of Robby's sons, is suspicious. Can Quinn overcome her feelings for Vivian? Will she be found out? Will Vivian return Quinn's feelings? Warning: This story contains violence and drugs If you do not like any of these warnings, I advise you to not read.

~COMPLETED~ Dying young was never Rachel Kidder's plan, especially on the night of graduation. She had just laid everything on the table with her bestfriend, Devon, and after a horrible rejection she faces the fatality of drunk driving. Getting a second chance at life, Rachel does not remember who she used to be, because she isn't Rachel anymore. Getting a second chance is well worth it, but will Rachel's past memories resurface? Along with the undying love for her bestfriend?

***GirlXGirl Romance*** Living in New York you learn to keep up with the quick pace of the city, myself included. I was never the one to stop and smell the roses, but that was until I met her on that dull September afternoon. Her eyes were light and dark at the same time, as if a devil and an angel lived inside of her. Time itself had stopped, and since that day everything had changed, ever since I had crossed paths with Drew Wilder.

Alba Herrera was a rather normal girl. What happens when she meets Dinah Jane Hansen? ---- WHAT TO EXPECT: This is a lesbian fan-fiction. If you're not for that kind of thing... BAI. Might contain smutty chapters. I don't speak Spanish (but want to learn) so feel free to correct me if I do something wrong. Will have cute moments, fluffy moments and maybe some drama. I do not know everything about the girls so I might not get every single detail right but I hope that won't stop you from reading :) I will mainly base the girls from how I imagine them. ---- WILL HAVE UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS! You'll know when that happens ;) ---- DM me suggestions of some things you want to happen. I might get ideas and I'll give you credit :) Some things are off limits though that I won't let happen ;)