"dude, we could be soulmates," i exclaim. eric laughs, "if we're soulmates we're fucked." lower case intended

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Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When douchebag lawyer Peter Katz gets diagnosed with terminal cancer, he wants to die painlessly. Still, death seems to elude his every attempt, so he hires an assassin to kill him at a random time and place within the month. Unfortunately for Peter, right after he orders the hit, a treatment is discovered that would add decades to his life. Now Peter Katz has to start running, until the month-long deadline ends. Desperate to survive, he has to deal with tall-dwarves, unionized suicide workers, art terrorism and all the insanity that being alive has to offer. Will he make it to the end of the month? Or will Peter Katz live a life's worth of craziness in however many days he has left? For what is Comedy, but Tragedy + Time? [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

when Y/N and Alex go to vidcon with eachother, can they contain their love for each other? a quackityhq x reader fanfic by fxndxmxnxce

I have you and that's all I need to know that things are gonna be alright. ×××× Memeulous/George x Reader ×××× Contains: potential sad themes that may be emotional, lots of unexpressed feelings but most vitally: the life of a recovering soul. And my perspective on things. You have been warned. [Top Rank - #7 memeulous] [#1 - memeulousxreader]

(Y/N) is a ambitious young women who strives to know who's who and what's what. She had run in with the one and only Newton Scamander. Diving into the wizarding world caused a bit of a tizzy... Her life would never be the same. .... "You're a curious one..." she said pushing a finger at his chest. ... "I like it."

e·la·tion ēˈlāSH(ə)n/ noun. great happiness and exhilaration. example sentence: alex elmslie is the cause of my elation. (and maybe he drinks bathwater.) an x reader fic in which you run a fanaccount for youtuber imallexx and you win some time with him that may or may not change your view on him. ** i am trying to keep this as gender neutral as possible so EVERYONE can enjoy this!** ** disclaimer: i write in lowercase only because it's easier for me, so sorry if that bothers you. all other things pertaining to punctuation should be accurate. ** another disclaimer: this is my first fic ever!!! so it may not be the best. i hope to improve over time~~

Your parents are loaded- and you're a "foreign exchange student". Australia seemed like a good idea at first- but upon the realization that: 1. You have no friends 2. You have been outside 6 times in 2 months and 3. You have a silly American accent ...it may be a lot harder than expected.

A 21 year old human-cat hybrid has been attending Spooky High for some time. As a student, she must face the most dreadful and deadliest trials of all: high school drama. And what's worse, she has already found herself caught in between one. Having a crush on the schools hottest and dangerous demon prince is no walk in the park. Especially when she can't tell if he wants to beat the crap out of her or if he actually likes her. How will this high school romance end for her? Only one way to find out~

Requests are open and this book will contain smut and fluff so you've been warned!